Crashies

Bart World…

[Crashies @Pand_orah]

@genacvid BART WORLD NO MERCY

[Dustin Long @Volcanis3D]

I could never be a parent because if I had a kid they'd recognize "Chudling" before their actual name

[layla @slphrrr]

getting 98 on the rice purity test cus ive only done incest and bestiality

[SegVEVO @Seragzilla]

This gif is fucking devastating

[🩸 BOZOPHOBIA 🦟 @bozophobiaa]

I need a twink faggot friend who’ll rub his feet in my crotch while we watch a movie

[Coolcid @CoolcidProd]

polycule where instead of sex we eat, you guessed it, boiled cabbage

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[𓅲 Wizar D. Posadist 𓅇 @SacredRitual]

Beast Mode has officially been legalized

[loogi @loogiboogi]

@wimmiebear @Round1USA hot fries machine

[F! @prerecessiongrl]

DREAM WHEN YOU HAVE COLLEGE IN THE MORNING: true love is looking for you, let the warmth envelope you and bring you to her, through a land of urban fantasy

DREAM WHEN YOU'RE ABLE TO SLEEP IN: Uh Oh! Here Comes Grandpa Poop!!

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind save files

[the giant @chaser_bait]

“degenerate” drinkers are not paying $19 for a cocktail, we’re in the store doing ABV x Volume ÷ Price

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Funny to say this about China when there's a school in America built sideways, thirty stories tall instead of thirty rooms wide, because the contractor misread the blueprints.

[Lorepaw @LorepawYT]

the woes of a mechanic

[︎︎なーがそのもの @naagasonomono1]

レベリング

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[dink 🇵🇸 @stupidtrashboy]

Never turned right so fast in my life