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born to strange sights ✨

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i am suffering

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i took my cats collar off and it feels like she's committing a crime now (public nudity)

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@mercedesmy Okay, FAV fav fall read - anything by Shirley Jackson is fabulous, but as someone who was once a very weird, overprotective sister, it's a PERFECT depiction of the intensity of overprotective, weird little sisters

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vivaldi slaps

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@WeTalkofDreams mlem

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turned out the kid played a lot of Among Us, saw a loose ceiling tile from construction plus, "help me" graffiti in the bathroom, and had a meltdown because he thought the imposter had kidnapped someone lol. My dad had to explain they were just fixing the lights to calm him down

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When my dad worked in school maintenance the front office called him to speak with a student for what he thought was a standard "graffiti apology" meeting BUT 1/2

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17. Death
18. Sixer
19. Bill
20. McGucket

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1. Mabel
2. Dipper
3. Ford
4. Stan
5. Soos
6. Pacifica
7. Platinum Pax
8. McGucket
9. Alex
10. Kings of New Jersey
11. Weird
12. MatPat
13. Love
14. Dippy Fresh
15. Axolotl
16. Pinata

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@KiwiKev_NZ @Rainmaker1973 One more reason they do this - Cuz its super duper fun!!

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ramen

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Fed up w the world leaders...anyone wanna go dig up King Aurther from Glastonbury Abbey w me??

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@jestom I'll pay

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@erikaishii I hope this means you're running for president

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@thom_weights The true horror of the Blair Witch is being stuck in the woods with a bunch of idiots with zero survival skills

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so who wants to dress up as moths and stand in the light section of home depot with me???

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I guess you could say she's his Space Ex

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I just need John Mulaney's stylist to give him a really bad haircut or smth and balance will be restored to the world

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I THINK THE EYEBROWS ARE KARMA FOR DATING A MARRIED MAN