if another one of you smug fuckin introverts tweet the same damn joke about lockdown being no different to your regular life i'm gonna find out where you live, come round your house... and that's the end of the threat. i will socialise with you, motherfucker
The phrase “it’s ok if they never make Shrek 5” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with no Fergus, no Farkle, no Felicia. When you stop getting angry after no news, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always more onions, and always room for more swamps, it's never ogre.