Paul A

You can call me Panda or Paul, whatever suits. I'm from the UK, near Norwich. Biker, black belt martial artist, pescetarian & photographer.

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

@thelawns Oxbow lakes, not crossbow. Should have taken more notice at school

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

@thelawns Crossbow lake formations, excitement is quickly diminishing by the second...

[Napoleon @moanaparte]

@SteveReedMP Pubs are still in business? You need to try harder, Steve. You have less than three years left to make them all go bust with your business-friendly policies.

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Confused, Madison Square Garden is circular...

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

The James Webb telescope has just discovered a galaxy near the limit of the observable Universe that 'Manchesterism' can fuck off to.
Then it can fuck off a bit more.

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Seen a burger van on the A11 called Carlsburger, in the font of the lager. I bet his name is Carl...

[Alan @A1an_M]

So...

We're not allowed to buy air conditioners for our houses to cool them in hot summer weather, because we don't have enough electricity to power them, because the solar panels and wind turbines we installed to stop the planet getting hot in summer, don't work when it's hot and windless in summer, so we'd need to burn gas, oil and coal instead to power the AC to cool our houses, but we blew up the oil, gas and coal power stations to stop the planet getting hot in summer, but it's still hot in summer.

But it's still ok to install heat pumps in winter, heat pumps which are also air conditioners and use the same amount of electricity or more, but we still won't have enough electricity to power them on cold, dark, windless winter evenings, because solar panels and wind turbines don't work then either, and we blew up the gas, oil and coal fired power stations because they were making the planet too hot in winter as well as summer.

Have I missed anything?

🙄🤡🌍

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Asking for a friend. I have an old ac unit, probably F rated, is there a police amnesty, so I can hand it over without repercussions?

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

This synopsis from U&Gold made me chuckle. I wonder how many of the young generation understand any of those string of words?

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Seeing pig farms in Norfolk is really worrying for their welfare in this weather. Quite prone to sunburn i believe

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Mutes adverts and look away from the screen. *Check mate, evil streaming services

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Doors of Norwich 20/06/2026

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Two fellas from the 11th century, East England. Alright geezer, where you off to? Bury St Edmonds, geez. Oh shit, didn't know he was ill...

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Wow, who knew that NYC is not the capital of New York...

[AngryBritain.com @AngryBritain]

Kids:

Don't worry about the social media ban for under 16s, generations before you went without technology and we found things to do like

1. Leaving the house
2. Drinking in pubs with fake IDs
3. Fingering in the park
4. Smoking
5. Shoplifting

You'll be fine, honest

Gen X

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

Deep Purple singing Knocking at your Back Door. That's fine, but no bashing it in.

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

The Castle and the Sailboat.

[Paul A @Panda_Paul_A]

6 6 26, the Number of the D-Day Landings

[Napoleon @moanaparte]

I would definitely go on strike if I was a Tube driver because I also like earning loads of money for doing fuck all.