andrew

I make song and joke

[andrew @PandyDanko]

I guess I just assumed. Whatevs

[andrew @PandyDanko]

The Navy? You mean the ocean soldiers? 😂 who we at war with, Atlantis? 😂

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Man knows what he’s got

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Making small talk in the line to vote.
“So who’s everybody voting for?”

[andrew @PandyDanko]

If Cinderellas shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off to begin with

[andrew @PandyDanko]

(My dumb high ass talking to the movers in my house) So do you guys hire movers when you move?

[andrew @PandyDanko]

I’m like Mr Bean mixed with Neo

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Remember when Lil Caesar’s raised the price of their pizza to 6.99 and like 1500 people killed themselves

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

Never kill yourself

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

never kill yourself

[andrew @PandyDanko]

@joshuaturnerrr I’m telling her you said that

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Borat be like me weef

[andrew @PandyDanko]

@ColonBruisen Peanuts

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Ya’ll weren’t this excited about the Olympics LAST year! 👀

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Carrie Underwood’s boyfriend was probably all like “What the fuck happened to my car!?”

[andrew @PandyDanko]

We should go to war with Australia. I’d watch that

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Yeah, my dad and I played catch! Catch these hands! HE BEAT ME!!!

[andrew @PandyDanko]

If you’re having a party you need this sign.

[andrew @PandyDanko]

I wonder what Soulja Boys swim trunks looked like. Probably long as hell

[andrew @PandyDanko]

Dudes will pick up an object and be like
“I can kill somebody with this”