Guru

Voluntarily Unemployed

[s. @BeingSalmanicss]

I want to see his entire youth n middle age wasted in jail .I want to see him livelong for his crimes against the nation

I want to see him beg and say "Main galat tha"

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

A tweet for the history books.

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

During sex

[Set Max @jhal_murii]

Ghevar before sex or ghevar after sex?

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

Modi

[mira @miraatwt]

starts with M and we all love it??

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

Happy birthday 🎊

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

My mother saying me - mera raja beta....

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

a magical moment

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

#fundkaveriengine

[XYZ @_Suszneg_]

His life is more valuable than the entire Palestinian population.

[Saffron King @SaffronKingg_]

Being a Muslim in this country is so tough 🕺

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

idk man but this is so funny 😭😭😭

[John Kabeer @rushtbhramin]

Chahiye bhi nahi

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

As A Secular Hindu I Can Feel This Pain, Politics Have Ruined This Country, my Muslim brothers and sisters should leave this country at the earliest, its not worth it

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

@shraddhaha If my bill is 64.50 , I will pay 64.50 .
Yes saving for retirement.....

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

@Adityakrsaha @being_ingenious Best was, me shukrawaar ko apahijo pe haath nhi uthatha....

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

@jammypants4 Agneepath - sonu nigam ...

[aniket. @aniketydk]

Ain’t reading all that shit. Here watch this edit and cry again🗣️

[mememandir @mememandir]

minister aayenge jaayenge, magar umar khalid jail me rehna chahiye

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

Arey yaar

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

ALIA BHATT JOINS 'TUMBBAD 2' – 3 DEC 2027 RELEASE... #SohumShah and Dr #JayantilalGada [PEN Studios] welcome #AliaBhatt to the world of #Tumbbad2.

Directed by #AdeshPrasad, the folklore franchise is produced by Sohum Shah Films in collaboration with PEN Studios.

Arrives in cinemas on 3 Dec 2027.

[Guru @Paneerrrr]

Virat Kohli kaunsi team se khel rha hai aaj ??