. #Miltwitter if the work hours of your Org. are nebulous, then expect it on both ends. If normal release time varies from 1600-1900 daily, don’t expect prompt arrivals at 0859. You can’t fail to provide predictably and expect perfect predictably at the same time. #SayDoGap
@PatDonahoeArmy@broadcastmike But did you know it’s was aptly named the “Kimchi Wagon?” At some point it it’s history it had been used as a fast-food delivery vehicle.
@broadcastmike@VelvetHammerSGM My Body: You want more hair?
Me: yes
My body: like lots of new hair?
Me: hell yes! Time for new hair styles
My body: I got you fam!
Me: Awesome!!!
My Body: *starts growing post-40-year-old ear and nose hair*
Me: Why do you hate me?
In a ceremony today, I earned my MLPF rating! I’m adding it to my resume and signature block. The ceremony director (who’s also my 7-year old son) said I was the highest rated Master Lego Piece Finder, far better than @VelvetHammerSGM
Whenever @VelvetHammerSGM and I go to the antique store, we find one awkward, horribly framed celebrity photo and put them at eye level in the guest bathroom… best conversation starters! Added the queen today.