Panic Catfish

The only rational response to snow in Nashville is panic. ssssssNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwww!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

@TwitterSupport I CAN LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT VIA TWEET DECK BUT CAN’T RECOVER THE PASSWORD. EMAIL ADDRESS ON FILE IS NOT CORRECT. PLEASE HELP.

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! BUY ALL THE GROCERIES AND PREPARE TO BE SNOWED IN FOR DAYS!!! CANCEL SCHOOL NOW!!!!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh @NashSevereWx said we’re going to diiiieeeee!!!!!!!!!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

And freeeeeaaaakiiiiiiing out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scott Dismuke @ScottDismuke]

@NashSevereWx @NWSNashville Great....as a result of this tweet half of Nashville will be running to the supermarket

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daniel Griffith @adventure_griff]

@NashSevereWx @NWSNashville Chances are the forecast is going to change every hour and variables will be constant. With that said.... BRING THE SNOW.

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

@NashSevereWx @Josh_Wayman @NWSNashville I am smart but my flippers hit the wrong button sometime

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

@NashSevereWx @NWSNashville You say it’s going to snow we’re allllll gonnnaaaa. Diiiiiiieeeeee. Ch 17 says it toooooooo…. Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

@NashSevereWx NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY NOW!!!! PARENTS GO GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANCEL SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

I know this is Twitter but we can do it, apply logic and reason while reading/digesting the entire tweet/blog about a few West Tennessee flurries. This isn't a crowded theater and no one is yelling fire.

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

@Tennessean NOOOOOOO!!!!!! EVERYBODY BETTER DRIVE SOUTH!!!!! THE DANG NEWS PAPER SAYS IT’S GOING TO SNOW ON HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!!!!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Y’all better do something to stop this!!! We’re going to have cars sliding into kid when they trick or treat!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Tennessean @Tennessean]

At 1:40 p.m. today, the Weather Channel app has put the ❄ back by Halloween for Nashville. https://t.co/4NIDqtImjI

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

There is a god, and she is good.

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

Current Status: Emerging from a hole like the groundhog to see what’s going on around me. It’s just carnage. Complete snow carnage. ^wm

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

Nooooooo!!!!!!! Save us @ClayTravis!!!!!!!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

It’s all over but the freezing. Light rain will still fall, but our attn is now going to turn to temps. We expect them to crater over the next few hours. METARS temp data is right in line. It’s currently 33º in Memphis and 53º in Nashville. Snow starts around 9pm accums < 1" ^wm

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

SCREW THAT WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

There are no quick answers. But by embracing nuance. showing patience with complexity, and committing to future study, we can discern. Then we can rest well, having planned with confidence and contingency.

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEASE!

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Nuggs from @NWSNashville conf call:

*winds strong this weekend. Wind chills Sunday in the teens.
*combination of snow and temperatures rapidly falling could create more travel impacts than just the snow late Sat/Sun AM
*current snow forecast/worst case (subject to change)👇

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! RUN NOW! GET TO KROGER!!!! BUY BREAD AND MILK AND BEEEEEER!

[Panic Catfish @PanicCatfish]

HEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. SAVE ME BUNNY BREAD!!!!!!!

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Lunchtime Update on Rain/Mix/Snow Chances Tonight through Monday. https://t.co/ICzYi4uNS9