Panic Surfer

If Michael Scott had a metal band.

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A riffy explainer of the Libor Scandal! #liborscandal #EatTheRich #BILLIONAIRE #AmericaLast #economics @jpmorgan @DeutscheBank @Barclays #rigged #billionaire_spirit #RiseAndGrind

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#TikTok https://t.co/dhvu3xr0AS #ClimateCrisis #ClimateActionNow #ClimateTwitter #climatechange #ClimateJustice

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Greg Abbott can sup upon my taint. #gregabbott #AbortionIsHealthcare #abortionrights #AbortionJustice #TexasDeservesBetter #Texas

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@prageru Rodents of unusual size.

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@ItsFlabbath Give yourself a deadline to record a complete song and stick to it. They’ll be bad at first, then better, then great. Plus you’ll have a body of work to draw on.

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@prageru Deez nuts

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#taxday #tax #ElonMusk #Accounting #2000StimulusCheck #2020wrapped

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@Volldammus We’re all furries over here. Furries for Jesus.

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MURDER YOUR TESTICLES!! #childfree #microplastics #pollution #ClimateEmergency #climatechange #dogsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #CatsOnTwitter #childrenofmen #sterile #Metal #crossoverthrash #surfguitar #punk

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MURDER YOUR TESTICLES! | Panic Surfer https://t.co/tEnp8X1yJB via @YouTube #bpa #Metal #punk #sterile #childfree #CatsOfTwitter #dogsoftwitter #doggie #childrenofmen #allnatural #AmericaLast #InternationalPuppyDay #LoveStrayKids

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@Volldammus Badass

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@AliceJaneGray Damn, when I adopted my dog they just checked my apartment to make sure I wasn’t manufacturing meth.

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@LichKingMetal If somebody can't see how grown men cosplaying as vikings bellowing about Satan or WWIII or whatever is inherently funny and a thing to be endlessly parodied and satirized, they can't be helped.

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@Nathan76348271 @Bill9MileParker @teddering @prageru Your mother should have swallowed you.

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@prageru I think @prageru got a new Twitter manager, y’all are getting petty.

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@siegferret @The_Acumen I miss having that kind of naïveté.

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@prageru Satan.

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@amazingatheist I remember when you celebrated Fred Phelp’s death. There’s no nuance behind your takes here, you just emotionally have a need to go against the grain.

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@amazingatheist It’s recreational reveling. It’s cathartic. It’s 100% ok to laugh over the body of the dead bastard, I don’t think anybody is under the impression that it’s balancing any scales.