Tears man, hindus never unite. Look at their betray, 4 months ago we all celebrated the inauguration of ram mandir in Ayodhya and today INDIa is leading from that seat and is giving tough competition in that state. No wonder why the Mughals ruled us for 300 yrs
The third world war will be fought on Twitter, and it's going to be India vs the rest of the world.
Russia, Israel, and a few more friends will abstain or perhaps provide silent support by retweeting our tweets. Chinese people won't participate as Twitter is banned there, but the CCP will support India's enemies by providing them bot support for retweets.
I trust our meme-lords. We've the capacity to take on the World. The fight is going to be nasty. Racism and Islamophobia are going to be the two digital nuclear weapons, and their usage will create a lasting impact on the World. Winter is coming!
"Yuva berozgar hai, baccho ko shiksha nahi mil rahi, medical suvidha hain nahi aur inko mandir banana hai."
"Sahi baat hai."
"Kya zarurat hai Mandir ki? School hospital nahi bana sakte waha?"
"Hmm..."
"Koi skill centre hi khol do. Logo ko rozgaar to mile."
"Ram Mandir ka to chalo jo hai so hai. Ek baat batao. India's largest mosque is coming up in Ayodhya on a land almost double the size of the Ram Mandir plot. Will you oppose it as well? Waha to aur bhi bada school hospital ban jayega."
"Aayein? Oops! Hehe.. mosque kyon oppose karenge bhaiyya? Ye koi baat hui bhala? Islamophobic argument mat dijiye. Chalta hue mai zaruri kaam yaad aa gaya hehe."
Supreme Court has ensured that people will burst even more firecrackers this time. Those who didn't use to till now, will do too.
Hindus welcome steps taken in good faith, but this ban is clearly a case of selective and misplaced priorities. This Diwali is going to be the world's biggest civil disobedience movement!
@narendramodi अभी अभी आईबी से मुझे फोन आया। बता रहे थे कि केजरीवाल जी की इतनी जोरदार आंधी चल रही है गुजरात में कि प्रधानमंत्री जी भी भावनाओं में बह कर झाड़ू का बटन दबा आए हैं। यह भी बताया कि गुजरात की सभी ४२० सीटें आप जीत रही है और इसी खुशी में आज तिहाड़ में सत्येंद्र जी को जलेबी परोसी जायेगी।
When crops get destroyed due to even a natural cause, farmers get compensation from the govt.
Here poor vendors are losing money because of an untimely policy decision but instead of compensation they get jail. Not done @myogiadityanath sir.
@sardanarohit नहीं। उन्होंने ये कहा है कि 15 मिनिट नहीं लगते चीन को 100 किलोमीटर अंदर धकेल देते। 15 मिनिट में 100 किलोमीटर। यानी 400 किलोमीटर प्रति घंटा की गति वो भी पहाड़ों में! ये तो तभी सम्भव है जब गाड़ियां डीज़ल से नहीं, उसी पदार्थ से चलती हों जिसका सेवन करके राहुल जी इतनी लंबी हांकते हैं।
One of Sonu sood's friend said on a tv show 'I am Sonu's friend and I know doesn't matter in which part of India I am if I tell people I am Sonu's friend I will never go hungry'. Imagine earning this level of love and respect. Who says good guys finish last @SonuSood