Danny Picco

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@NotChasewest June 22nd seems like a great weekend to play space

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@thewashboss Wash

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I drank too much at the bar last night:
⁃weak
⁃lacks judgement
⁃admitting responsibility

I was overserved at the bar last night:
⁃you poor little thing
⁃a victim of another human’s malice
⁃nothing you could have done better
⁃faultless and perfect

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@TAYVAY_ Flow

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Participating in dry January (eczema)

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Ok I’m about to take off so no one can yell at me when I’m in the air, I haven’t looked at what boarding group I’m in for years, I’ve just been getting on whenever and no one has stopped me.

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Why is Starbucks nitro cold brew the most caffeinated drink in the Western Hemisphere?

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@tbonez18 We’re bringing back two things Facebook and fireball

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Sucker punch your nearest accountant and saddle the fuck up cause it’s Friday.

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“Raise hell praise dale like it’s nascar”

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I don't know who decided that it's socially acceptable to eat finger food at a bowling alley but they are 100% wrong.

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“Blackout Wednesday” is basically the met gala for the Midwest

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@BenjiBucketz I can neither deny or confirm due to possible disqualification from competition

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I think my biggest corporate accomplishment to date is winning the “best chili” at my company’s potluck. Little do they know I bought $40 worth of chili from Wendy’s and put it in a crockpot.

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@LocksmithMLB

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Burgers are just glizzy decoys

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Your individual positive experiences with police do not outweigh the fact that institutionalized racism is the back bone of our criminal justice system.

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@Hannah_Gurule28 @Grandpa @moneymikke414 That’s how much I pay?? What’s the joke?!

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@ragusjam16 Definitely wouldn’t of wanted to be a beer