Adam Townsend

I work. I play. I wear short shorts.

[BSTFC @BSTFC]

Bristol Premier Combination 1 Champions 🟠⚫️

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@andyt_11 Nspcc, please investigate

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@BSTFC @Cal__Somerville Retweeting and liking your own tweet aye. Shame on you head.

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@dannyjohn92 I can literally smell this guy just by looking at my screen 🤢

[GD™ @shIoksjaer]

FT at it's finest😭

[Coleen Mensa @coleenmensa]

H&M are offering suits for 24 hours free of charge for people who have a job interview.

Not sure if it’s all H&Ms but saw this in the Westfield branch.

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@GarethJ33705524 @olvestonladies @emilylnicholson Thanks. Can we please also make it clear that not everyone was in fact attached to either football club and many were just enjoying the public park 👍

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@olvestonladies @GarethJ33705524 @emilylnicholson Not really! Ridiculous allegation 😂😂

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@GarethJ33705524 @olvestonladies @emilylnicholson This is completely untrue and a great way to cause damage to a community football club. Unless you've accidentally added an extra 0 by mistake you really need to revisit your counting methods.

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@D_C_W How have you only just watched it??

[LADbible @ladbible]

22nd June 2021:

‘How many did you have last night?’

Me:

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@graeme_marshall Guess for once they're not getting the fur-load either.

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

Time for the annual 'if you're an adult interested in fireworks, you need to have a word with yourself' tweet.

Grow up.

[Ian Smith @Iansmithcomedy]

Just got this message. What an insane way to start a conversation...

[╚»Erick ✩ Gallardo«╝ 🇨🇱 @ErickGallardo85]

Y se marcho 😆😆😆 #VamosColoColo #ColoColo #Huachipato

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@D_C_W It's clear to me, if you're a defender you need to keep your hands in your pants picking your bum. Easy.

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@graeme_marshall Umm can't remember. Just remember him saying he stayed out longer cause he knew Keane would be waiting in the tunnel

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@Cal__Somerville @BSTFC Very limp flag raise.

[Adam Townsend @PannyTownsend]

@graeme_marshall It bothers me that the hook is on a pisser.