Wen Rouse

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.

[Pennie Redmon @jackman_becky]

TEACHER: What comes after 69? STUDENT: Mouthwash. TEACHER: Get out.

[Wen Rouse @PansyRonald]

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.

[Dorothy Reyes @LilianaSchinaia]

Damn spider http://t.co/TgMeHWM4pV

[Judy Ulmer @HironakaMandy]

Friendzone level: human bridge http://t.co/wL6bHHeUsb

[Alexandra Soloman @TiendaLeslie]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Wen Rouse @PansyRonald]

The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful, bitches love being called beautiful.