Pantsareoffensive

DM. Retired skeleton, Programmer, bad comedian #dnd #ttrpg #berserk #gamedev PantsAreOffensive

He/him ❤️💛💙🌈

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I am 5ft 7 and over 300lb 8 days ago I found out my blood pressure was within stroke range. No damage to my heart

I dodged a fucking bullet.

Since that day I have given up sugars added salts. Started to eat like a healthy human. Walk 10k+ daily and cardio every day

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@TheBTCTherapist BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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@Slorpler NGL he can grift me all day. Meow.

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This account just posts this picture of Muskrat

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Picking your nose with qtips is world class.

I cant use my finger to do it cause i have a fresh piercing.

Yeah its gross, don't pretend you don't pick your nose when you are in the comfort of your own space. .

also fuck X

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@Alienware Days gone

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Great thing about working alone in my office is I can fart all I want

[Jesse Jerdak 🐻 is on BlueSky now. It's better. @JesseJerdak]

Anyone that can harm you, apologize to their imaginary friend, then walk away with a clear conscience, holds dangerous beliefs.

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@TheSpiffingBrit In the early fall? Do you have brain worms? LOL

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Chappell Roan makes me want to be a woman

is this the gay agenda

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@JeffTrendle @crighton_steven @seautocure How? We just want affordable housing and healthcare.

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Drinking calories counts too

Willing to be you aren’t on a caloric deficit because of the 1200 calories you drink a day!

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Down to 214! I was 236 in early august!

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Haven’t been able to work out in a week due to chest infection

Time to get back at it!!

Added bonus I lost a bit of weight being sick. I know I should not count that as a victory though I am still obese.

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Brat summer never had to end in our hearts

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@CerberusXt Gamers really get upset when they don't wanna fuck the female characters.

It just proves they only see woman as a hole and not as a person.

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Breaking: Elon is upset people cant see his garbage posts so he is removing the ability to do so!

[Nima Owji @nima_owji]

BREAKING: X is about to remove the current block button, meaning that if an account is public, their posts will be visible to the blocked users as well!