Chris Askam

Im that one guy

[Chris Askam @PapaAsscum]

got 6 shows to go too in the next two weeks so fucking pumped... #highrollin

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pringles needs to change the size of there cans so maybe guy sized hands could reach in and grab a fucking chip. #sexest #1stworldproblems

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Why the fuck am i up?? wayyyy to early to be this pissed #mondaystruggles #timetosucktodaysdick

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@ambrrr_leigh23 maybe if your movie choice didnt suck poeple would want to join you...

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I dont answer my phone because i dont want to hear everyones stupid voice. #textmeasshole

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@kennadougs miss you too!!

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@kennadougs meow?

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A bunch of random people walk into my house too often... #freakinmeout

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a wise man once said the eagles back will magnify the wet flat of coin drop. So in short steady hittin bitches. #myhandbroke

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when girls buy condoms.. #yealikeimausethathaha

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Here's to the guys that keep trying no matter what

[Chris Askam @PapaAsscum]

i missed being happy #goonhouse

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gotta love the new life!! #foco #apartmentlife

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yea when i was 6 i got an asian naked in one of thoes playhouses. #shitkylesays

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@aidi_liz751 that is also a good idea id do that probs haha:p

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@aidi_liz751 its okay! and btws do belly button fer suure

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@aidi_liz751 its okay at least your inside hehe:p

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ikes car makes a great hotel room on nights like these! #upgradingsoon

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@ambrrr_leigh22 i will

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cant even find someone to consistantly talk to me. #chrisnogame