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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🐝 Callum Wilson to Brentford, here we go! Deal in place for the striker to join on one year contract.

Follows Jaidon Anthony as new signing for Brentford project. 🔴⚪️

[Per Bylund @PerBylund]

What causes #poverty? Nothing. It's the original state, the default and starting point. The real question is, What causes #prosperity?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

A hacker pretended to be the los Santos mechanic and stole a player’s car engine in GTA Online😭

[Daddyj Onimotor🚘 @ayomidedaddyj]

Don’t price the person o just pay🙏

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[Miles @C139999]

Acceptance fee

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

una no fit finish, make i just guide

[pikachu @____testimony]

I no know how I wan do am, but I wan dey both Muslim and Christian heaven when I die.

I go collect my 72 virgins from Allah, then carry dem go my mansion wey Jesus don prepare for me.

[Proper9ja Boy @Proper9jaboy]

This guy really dey give me Joy fr......Bro's made for the runaway.

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

I'm going to pour water on my Porsche and see if I can reset the odometer to 0 miles.

[Car Grails @GrailArchive]

Peugeot 504 Coupè

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Ironically, this heated "Olodo Uprising" conversation is actually a good sign for Nigeria.

Nigeria is finally having its first endogenous, organically-defined culture war over an issue that is intrinsically important to Nigerian society.

Every other culture war that post-colonial Nigeria has fought until now has been imported Yankee slop, or imported religious slop, or both (LGBTQ, 3rd wave Feminism, "sexual liberation", tithing, NYSC hijab, etc).

A society fighting internal culture wars over its own self-defined issues is a society that is finally obtaining an identity of its own. Long may the war continue, and may the olodos suffer crushing defeat that dooms their uprising to the chapters of a Jude Bela historical documentary released in 2045.

[weather @dsxf234161]

it took her 9 months to make a joke

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Who won gold here?

[HMG🧕🏻 @Haleemarh_Gumel]

You've been promoted to supervisor—though it's a pay cut, it's easy work. Just two bucks each time, no need to do anything but oversee your little brother washing the dishes. If the dishes come out clean, both of you get paid; if they're not clean, neither of you gets a dime

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Man tracks down a lady he booked from Ibadan after she allegedly stole his 10-gram gold necklace, only to discover she sold it for ₦120,000.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

That YCEE interview just opened the olodo portal.

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

The Game that kept this 2 like this can kill Gabriel and Saliba 😂