Papa is Metal AF

Direct, real time quotes from Mimi, Papa, Nana, etc.

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Papa:(from kitchen) doyouwantacracker
Mimi: what did you say?
Papa: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Mimi:
Papa:
Mimi:
Papa: CRACKER

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“My great uncle got his belly button bitten off in the war!!”

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“I’m slamming this rum coctail🤪” - nana

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“My dad just had carpal tunnel surgery”
“Who said carpet laid down?”

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“And they met... after PICKLEBALL!”

“And they were roOMMATES” vibes

Live tweeting from the country club dinner

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MY GRANDMA JUST SLAPPED THE WAITRESS’ HAND WHEN SHE TOOK AWAY HER MOSCOW MULE

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It’s the calling my dad Vladimir Putin for me

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“Dont put kids in cages you asshole🙄”
- Nana

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Re: flashlight for ballots
Me: *whispering* why are we still using the flashlight?
Dad: he’s blind. . . former airplane pilot