Papa Pattinson

No, I'm not related to Robbie. I just play his dad on Twitter.

[Papa Pattinson @PapaPattz]

@AmericanIdol When @HarryConnickJR and @QAlexanderXIV were huffy, I pretended they were fighting over me 😘

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Dear Rob - Why do people brag that they're not normal, but when someone says they aren't normal, they get mad? Own abnormality. - Love, Dad

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Dear Rob - Your image and reputation are in the hands of others. The only thing you can control is character. - Dad

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Dear Rob - Your mother said to tell you, nice abs. - Dad

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Dear Rob - I take that last sentiment back. Extreme can be good. Just not extreme drama. - Dad

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Dear Rob - I was thinking about over-dramatic women. They seem exciting, but one can ruin your whole day. Extreme is never good. - Dad

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Dear Rob - Mother says to buy a jumper for cold nights, but I told her your fans on Twitter seem to think you're warm. Or rather, "hot" -Dad

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Dear Rob - Yes, Toronto does look good on you. - Dad

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Dear Rob- The best and most useful wisdom comes from trial and failure. Always keep trying. -Dad

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Dear Rob- Sometimes rewards and recognitions take longer than you thought. But they're worth waiting for. -Dad

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Mine was the New Moon score -- the Edward theme especially.

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Which Twilight movie had your favorite score music?

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@PayneGray I am not. I just play his dad on Twitter. Are you related to Holmes?

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Dear Rob: I know you've never been a fan of doing math, but make sure you do enough to count your blessings. -Dad

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Just a reminder, lovely followers: As my profile always publicly states, I am not Rob's dad. I just play him on Twitter.

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Can't sleep. Thought I'd say hello to all my followers. I hope you're each experiencing particularly happy evenings. :)

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Happy birthday to @ROBsessedBlog - the best website for figuring out where your son is each day.

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@RPattzOwnsMe I told him not to wear that shirt.

[Lola @lolasworld123]

@Twilight4de Tabloids R just stupid.

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Dear Rob- I was thinking today that a tool can be a weapon in the hands of a killer, but in the hands of an artist can create the world -Dad