Papa Sam

Wannabe hip dad. Mortgage geek. TV junkie.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Stop us if you've heard this before...

THE CHICAGO CUBS WALK IT OFF!

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

I hate my life.

[Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia]

Packers disaster:

* Blew a 21-3 halftime lead
* Blew a 27-16 lead with 6:36 left
* 2 missed FGs, 1 missed PAT
* Delay of game out of a TO in 4th
* TO on defense in 4th
* Last 7 drives: 1 TD, 4 punts, 1 missed FG, end of game

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@karileahy

[Kari Leahy @karileahy]

Halloween throwback from NINE years ago when no one knew who we were and before @PardonMyTake was the #1 national sports podcast.

[Kari Leahy @karileahy]

The only thing missing was a Cubs win. Had the best day touring the office and hanging out with the Chicago Barstool crew, courtesy of @StellaBlueCoff and @BarstoolBigCat. These Day 1 AWLs were on cloud nine! Couldn’t forget the photo of @PapaSam88 and @Philly_Mays

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Just figured out where these fake tariff rates come from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us.

So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@jeremiahdavis10 Disregard, you were saying if we win that game. I follow, slow brain over here.

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@jeremiahdavis10 Incorrect sir, we will play loser of the UNC vs Dayton game.

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@jeremiahdavis10

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

Followed up by the dog deciding to pee and poop in our bedroom overnight. Leahy household going strong over here.

[Kari Leahy @karileahy]

My previously healthy stomach immediately after cleaning up a child’s pukey mess:

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

Just give us @BarstoolBigCat for the anthem and it would have been ten times better. #whatwasthat #HomeRunDerby

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's working [cackles manically]

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

And I don’t want to hear anything about the no PI. That was a makeup call for an egregious personal foul that saved them at least 30 seconds and gave 15 yards. Not to mention the forward progress mishap. 45 seconds right there handed to the Chiefs.

And MVS wasn’t even trying to attack the ball on the “PI” or it would have been called.

Moving on

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@jeremiahdavis10

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@tKCyclone

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@GolfFoolWendy You’re famous!!!

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@jeremiahdavis10

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

I shouldn’t have to sit with my six year old while going to bed and explain why he has lock down drills. So fucking depressing.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

CROSSTOWN WALK OFF!

[Papa Sam @PapaSam88]

@jeremiahdavis10