Papa John's Zimbabwe

Currently at war with Domino's Zimbabwe in the second pizza war. Victory is assured, as we have better ingredients and better pizza.

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

If customers are wondering where we have been, it has been long months of hard work and comm silence, but we have finally developed the PJ Pizzastic Missiles. The rockets already have better ingenuity than North Korean ICBMs. Eat shit Dominos.

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

@zimbabwe_domino Hehe...thank you for your location bruddah. We will show you hospitality.

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

New missiles being tested by lead engineer Mr. Ping

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

Just ordered new telecommunications devices to improve our services!

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

New staff members, expect to see them soon!

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

We can officially confirm @zimbabwe_domino was the attacker against the tribe we live in. We are now investing in new tech. Concept design:

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

We are closed for today, due to the need to fortify the tribe of our HQ. Our new defense budget of 3.6 million Zimbabwean dollars.($3.50-US)

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

We are increasing our defense budget in anticipation of Domino's Zimbabwe retaliation. Here is a sneak peek.

[Papa John's Zimbabwe @PapaZimbabwe]

You will be pleased to know that we have reinstated residence in Zimbabwe after the great loss to Domino's.