Jason

They say a broke man is a burden, I ain't tryin' to be a burden.

[Jason @PaperJase]

Everything I’ve ever hated about Michigan written in one stream of consciousness

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For the Fab 5. For Trey Burke. For John Beilein. For the Big 10. For Sweet 16 Tommy. For Willy and GBR. For Titus who doesn’t have a basketball program. For the Michigan Man way. For Jolin. For winning with class. For the Mud Bowl. For the Team The Team The Team . For Connor Stallions. For the Block M. For proving those who stay will become champions! For Dusty May. For proving you can have elite academics and athletics. For all the Walmart Wolverines. For every kid that dreamed of going to Michigan but didn’t get in and went to MSU. For greatness. For immortality. For all the Wolverines across the globe. Let’s go get this title for us! #Goblue 🇺🇸

[Jason @PaperJase]

@SleepersMedia @CarterElliott__ @colehawk23 I challenged Cart to 1v1 like 11 years ago and I’m still waiting on my crack at it

[Jason @PaperJase]

I’m sorry but the Hawaii Bowl should start at 1am on New Years Day

[scoob @MostCrucified]

how coach felt holding dual wield butter knives

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Lane Kiffin 1 v 4ing the B10 all horny team

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Do we know when Michigan first found out about Moore? The idea that they potentially sat on it until Ohio State to see if they won/got in the playoffs only to lose and turn around and say “he’s not a Michigan Man” is maybe the most Michigan Man thing of it all

[ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT @itsAntWright]

Make it a one No.
possession game

[Jason @PaperJase]

The NFL needs to try again with these on field caps. There’s no way they are going to wear these all season, right?

[Jason @PaperJase]

So special to hear Nick Saban on College Gameday sharing stories of Michigan State losing 56-7 💚

[Jason @PaperJase]

@BarstoolBigCat You think Knicks fans should focus on putting the blame on Steve Kerr or Max?

[Jason @PaperJase]

Very sad point of March Madness - there will no longer be two games on at once from here on out

[Jason @PaperJase]

Michigan ducking the smoke

[Jason @PaperJase]

Time to channel all efforts into a potential Elite 8 matchup

[Jason @PaperJase]

I am ready for Marriott to retire the Elliott Cadeau commercial for the rest of time. Enough is enough

[Jason @PaperJase]

Imagine your favorite team getting ran off the floor for the second time in two weeks and you still want to make excuses. Couldn’t be me

[Jason @PaperJase]

@itsAntWright True- but only some of us have planned for a loss the way UM did today. Not my alma mater though. I know you went to UM at a time where this wasn’t even a contemplation but today’s guys thought about it long and hard , and they knew they would lose and they did what they did

[Jason @PaperJase]

@itsAntWright Yeah, I think that’d be a fair assessment. If you lose to some fuckin losers, you’re probably not gonna win anything

[Jason @PaperJase]

@itsAntWright Pardon my state school education - Purdue lost to Michigan so from that we can derive that neither of those teams are going anywhere meaningful based on today’s result against Michigan State University