Paper Plate Face

I see the world from a non standard perspective.
I don't draft tweets,
And I fell in love with you from your Avi and a couple of tweets.

[Paper Plate Face @PaperPlateFace2]

https://t.co/OGV9bk8zAL

I finally did it. And the queen has joined me

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I've just got a bowtie tattooed on my penis.

That way any exposure I ever get accused of will only ever be decent.

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@Schreiberland
I'm a brit who's on holiday in Chicago. I'm currently listening to all of the pod casts from the beginning.
just found this in a thrift shop.
#gottagetit

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@Uber
One month for your "specialist team" to investigate a case that they said would take 7 days.

What customer service for drivers?
#givingup

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@nosuchthing James. What's going on with the canned laughter in episodes 237 and 238?? I'm working my way through from the start and it's disconcerting.

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@nosuchthing so I'm late to the podcast and just listened to episode 231.
James said that during a dinner he'd figured that king charles would become henry VIIII. But he's charles III.
If you do use this tweet please tell me as otherwise I won't know for about a year.

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I'm prob gonna get banned for this.. But apparently now even the potus does not have a blue tick?? Wow. Good job twitter is free speech.

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It's been puzzling me for days. But Rupert from married at first sight australia, looks like @deangaffney1
#MAFSAUS

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Doh.

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@jopehoy The greasy strangler

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I just realised that my upstairs neighbour can hear all of the weird noises I make when I'm alone.
Moans and groans as I get up and move around.
Laughing at stupid Internet memes I the middle of the night and crying when I think about my futile existence.
Is my place haunted?

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@ROLCruiseLtd No problem.

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@ROLCruiseLtd i just saw your advert on Simple radio. But can't for the life of me find where "Southmapton" is?? Not edited!

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Qatar take the ball and walk off ending all games from here on in. Because its their ball and they aren't playing anymore.

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Is @elonmusk actually the only person still working at twitter? And if so does he have to read all the tweets to know which accounts to ban?

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@MichaelWarbur17 It's me oh Johnny I've come home.

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@elonmusk I've been reading the news and I'd like to point out that I don't actually have a paper plate face. And my account is just a parody of a real paperplateface.
Thanks

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I'm interested to see #KingCharlesIII the environmentalist King meet the prime minister #LizTruss (who's just unbanned fracking and also said she would like to abolish the monarchy) two days after his mother's death..
Baited breath.

[RetroCrone @RetroCrone]

To all teen girls: if you are ever being followed or hit ion by a strange man when you are in public, walk toward an older woman you see and say loudly, “Mom! A strange guy is hassling me. He won’t leave me alone.” Every one of us has been there. We will be there for you.

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It's a long process

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Eve was made of Adams Rib.

So she was part of him.
In the same way my child is part of me.

But she then became his wife and bore him children too?
Wrong Christians, wrong