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Supreme Leader everything(especially losers)

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@RealDeanCain They could probably beat you on this course, now.

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@Maxwell_pringle @ZachLahn Because he loves to invest in sex toys, that he probably used to convince Annie Koch to get a divorce.

Our guy is a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed!

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@BasedMikeLee North Korea calls itself the Democratic People Republic of Korea.

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@pooltroof Yes.

He has to be disappointed with how his son turned out.😔

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@pooltroof I’m not surprised.

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@SenTuberville Which month is July 4th in, and how many days does it last? I think I’ve been mistaken.

@SenTuberville , since you’re an expert on this kind of stuff. What are the three branches of government?

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@BrilynHollyhand Are the migrant’s name Melania?

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@rachelholtmusic Just make sure you don’t get left alone with the President.

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@KimReynoldsIA The drunkadulterer says what?

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@MeghanMcCain So, he’s slightly more inspirational, stands for a light more, and has an ounce more influence than John McCain’s faildaughter?

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@tedcruz We started a catastrophic war with Iran that will globally cost trillions of dollars, and kill many.

Oppsie poopsie!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Google: “People convicted of fraud that Trump pardoned.” It’s really gonna throw you for a loop.

I hope your dad enjoys golfing while you’re getting married. Can’t believe how much he loves you!!!

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@bobvanderplaats The best litmus test for determining who not to vote for, is if they are endorsed by Bob Vander Plaats.

Please stop damaging the state I love. We are not a theocracy.

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@RealJamesWoods This is like asking “what gives us daylight?,” and leaving “the Sun” off the list.

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@NunnForCongress Brining in a soulless opportunist who capitulates to an evil buffoon on an hourly basis.

Should really give you a bump!

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@SecDuffy Can’t believe Biden started a war with Iran and drove up fuel prices, killing Spirit.

Who will stop this madness that Biden has unleashed upon the world end?!?!?!?!

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@FrankLuntz He never would have been. I doubt he would have run again after losing in 2016.

We also wouldn’t have had W.

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@SenFettermanPA Would you stop? Trump is never going to fuck you.

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@adamsteen Are you also going prevent us from being taken over by unicorns and leprechauns?