Chris Belzil

Car's, Canine, Combat and Comedy Connoisseur.

[Judas @JudasUndisputed]

Me if McGregor loses against Holloway

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Conor McGregor went on a long RANT about Khabib Nurmagomedov 😳

“He did nothing in the sport. He fought me off the yacht. I was doing bad things, partying heavily. I hadn’t fought in 2 years and did 4 rounds with him. This guy’s nothing.

The man has no courage. The first half of his career was on his father’s shows in the middle of nowhere. Wherever they’re from.”

(via @Complex)

[@wowreforged @Aedrareforged]

I'm sorry, but some of us saw it years ago, it was better, much more spectacular, and, on top of that, original.

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

Edmonton’s mosquito population has surged dramatically following the region’s record-breaking June rainfall, with City of Edmonton trap data showing numbers jumping from just five mosquitoes caught on May 23 to 534 on June 20—a more than 10,000 per cent increase in under a month.

With more heavy rain forecast this weekend, experts say those numbers are expected to climb further.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

ffs 🤦‍♂️

[Asmongold Updates @Asmon_Updates]

Asmongold explains Keir Starmer's resignation using a WoW raid strategy and it makes perfect sense

"Labour just performed a tank swap. Starmer had too many debuffs so they pulled him out and brought in a new tank."

"The new guy is going to do the same thing for the same raid. They're tanking the same boss in the same way."

"You're Onyxia. Don't fall for the tank swap. He's not the organization. You didn't win, they just reset your aggro."

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Keir Starmer with an 85 seat majority: my own party backstabbed me and the majority of my country fucking hates me. I must humiliatingly resign in front of everyone

Mark Carney with a 2 seat majority:

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

It was a lady cop? It was a rabbi coming out of PornHub headquarters? Shooter was a communist? The other cop was named Mohammed? It was in a gun free zone? Took place in Canada?

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

Fighting Gan in France is exciting, since I’ve never been to the Middle East before.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

The last time Manel Kape and Kyoji Horiguchi fought

[Chris Belzil @Paperboy_ca]

Tops drop at the White House... Fat Pat and H town in this hoe.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

This is the level of trolling I respect…..

[Chris Belzil @Paperboy_ca]

@hissgoescobra Flags in bio theory is undefeated

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

If you choose "Alberta to remain a province of Canada" on October 19th, you will effectively be giving Mark Carney carte blanch to continue to abuse us.

It's not a vote for unity, it's handing Mark Carney an unrestricted permit to keep screwing Alberta. Equalization raids, energy sabotage, regulatory strangulation, and endless Ottawa virtue-signaling will intensify, at our expense.

With the separatist threat neutralized, he'll know that no one will ever stop him. Alberta becomes a compliant cash cow with zero leverage.

Choose to stay... and watch the abuse accelerate.

Alberta deserves better than becoming Carney's doormat. Vote like your future depends on it.... because it does.

[D. Jared Brown @LitigationGuy]

The knee jerk anti Americanism amongst the political class in Canada strikes again.

[Chris Belzil @Paperboy_ca]

@yegwave Nenshi can't keep his own eyeballs together, nevermind this province

[Chris Belzil @Paperboy_ca]

@yegwave Minimum wage should be 0.00

[Chris Belzil @Paperboy_ca]

@Martyupnorth Fat finger Janz meltdown incoming.

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

14 year-old kids are allowed to register as Liberals, vote on policies, nominate candidates, and elect leaders.....but they can't inform themselves about issues using the Internet.

[Chris Belzil @Paperboy_ca]

@LukaszukAB Average age 70?