Premium economy: same food, same seat… but the auntie next to me just claimed three seats and upgraded herself to AirBnB. Some heroes don't wear capes indeed.
Nothing humbles me (a girl in a pocketless dress) faster at a dinner party than realizing both my hands are booked, one with a drink & the other with a napkin + phone. Everyone: ‘Nice to meet you!’
Me: offering condensation and regret. 🫠🫠