Pappley Timmer

Love my Browns, Buckeyes, Cavs, Pens and Tribe. I like comics. Making everyone else feel better about themselves with my terrible tweeting.

[Emily Jashinsky @emilyjashinsky]

Here @kenklippenstein points out the FY 27 budget request for an NSPM-7 Joint Mission Center recycles the language about countering violence animated by "anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity; support for the overthrow of the United States Government; extremism on migration, race, and gender; and hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family, religion, and morality."

Worth dwelling briefly on "extremism on migration, race, and gender" — this is language that could easily be used for very different purposes by a Dem admin that might inherit the new JMC. https://t.co/ifwzIk9r01

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

This is not true. A REAL ID would not be accepted under the SAVE Act, because noncitizens have REAL IDs. Generally speaking, only an Enhanced Driver's License (which just 5 states offer) or a passport would be accepted. Otherwise you'd need birth or naturalization certificates.

[jeremy scahill @jeremyscahill]

The U.S. has told at least one of its major Arab allies to prepare for potential military strikes against Iran, possibly as early as Sunday. The question now is if any sort of diplomacy can prevail. Last time Trump said the U.S. would negotiate, he used it as cover to bomb Iran.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

War against the working class.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

They’re building a police state right before our eyes—which will ultimately be deployed against conservative Christians and gun owners and those who refuse the jab—and a lot of “Republicans” with Gadsden flags in their bios are like, “Yeah, FAFO!”

[Pappley Timmer @Pappy1985]

@Timcast Cope

[Guardians Prospective @CleGuardPro]

Cleveland #Guardians Jose Ramirez coming in jacked for 2026... ✔️

[Pappley Timmer @Pappy1985]

"I don't do this for money or clout."

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

@ComicDaveSmith You've been challenged to a debate.

First question will be, "who do you think killed Charlie Kirk?"

Platform is your choice, I don't do this for money or clout. Do you accept?

https://t.co/tVbJCO2Qd2

[Pappley Timmer @Pappy1985]

It's still hilarious to see "conservatives" become liberal to "own the libs."

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 LIBERAL TRIGGER! Another Sydney Sweeney ad just dropped. https://t.co/43rkGba7ho

[Pappley Timmer @Pappy1985]

You should've been a gymnast.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Shedeur Sanders is being set up to fail in Cleveland. But God’s got him showing out even with limited reps.

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

Refuse to do your job because you can’t get your way and then flee to the place that you made the poster child (but instead to your advantage) for the very thing you’re whining about. Good plan.

[Pappley Timmer @Pappy1985]

You're right, it is an exhibition game, so who cares? But the NHL already has something similar with the emergency backup goalie rules. Not to mention, shootouts and penalty kicks already "decide" outcomes of regular season games. You need a new sports Prspctv.

[Mark @CLESportPrspctv]

It's an All Star game, but does soccer end their ties by bringing someone out of the stands to play goalie? Folks saying regular season games should be decided this way? Imagine winning a game because your batting practice pitcher can groove pitches better than the opponent

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

13 years ago today

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🚨NEWS: The House is set to vote Monday on H.R. 867, the “IGO Anti-Boycott Act,” which would punish Americans with fines of up to $1 million or prison terms up to 20 years for participating in boycotts of Israel or Israeli settlements that are promoted by international governmental organizations (IGOs), such as the UN or EU.

The bill, sponsored by pro-Israel lawmaker Rep. Mike Lawler, expands U.S. anti-boycott law to target voluntary, values-based political action by U.S. citizens. Its aim is to shield Israel from nonviolent international pressure campaigns such as BDS.

Rights groups say the legislation criminalizes constitutionally protected political expression and is part of a broader push to suppress opposition to Israeli genocide, apartheid, and illegal settlement expansion, under the guise of fighting antisemitism.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

We are so back!

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Most undocumented people pay taxes trusting the IRS will abide by privacy laws. All this will do is scare people into not paying taxes which means less revenue. It’s also ironic how this proves that undocumented people do indeed pay taxes.

[Pappley Timmer @Pappy1985]

@JustJenRX @mentorschools Do you live in this district? Do you have children whom attend this school system? Have you attended PTA meetings to voice your opinion? Are you involved on the local level to advocate for changes? Do you even know what is taught in these schools as part of their curriculum?

[Jordan @JordanChariton]

🚨As VP Vance speaks in East Palestine, OH on 2nd anniversary of Norfolk Southern train derailment/UNNECESSARY chemical detonation, here's the TRUTH rather than the media's regurgitation of the EPA/NS lies...

-EP/PA is STILL a chemical Petri dish & corporate sacrifice zone

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[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious