Heck, just throw on one of them Sumo wrestler thong thingys. A couple of years ago, some not-so-good-looking woman, with multi-colored hair, had on something that looked like maybe 2" leather straps that I assume were covering just the headlights, butt crack, and around the neck. I counted my blessings that I didn't see the front. Good luck Sir. I am sure you will fit in just fine.
@Soaringeagle45 Sadly they will say it's not as hot because of all the green rules they try to put out. Then when we get super cold winters...... I give up. Whatever. God does what he wants to do, whenever he feels like it. They can guess and predict all they want.