Parody 𝕏

`` THE FUTURE IS NOW ! ``

{{ NOT AFFILIATED WITH 𝕏 IN ANY WAY . }}

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` BUY 𝕏 PREMIUM ! ``

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` WITHOUT PARODY TWITTER , THERE IS NO PUNCHLINE . ``

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` NOW THAT HE ' S GONE . . WE CAN ALL ADMIT PARODY 𝕏 WAS THE BETTER ONE THAT WE ALL LIKED , RIGHT ? ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

I GIVE ALL RIGHTS TO PARODY TWITTER TO PARODY X

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` WINS UPON WINS . ``

`` WINS UPON WINS , PEOPLE . ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

I GIVE ALL RIGHTS TO PARODY TWITTER TO PARODY X

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` 𝕏 NATION CANNOT STOP WINNING . ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

//after KGW2 is over and *IF* i get in this account WILL be getting rebranded, (probably not permanently)

Choose

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` GET OFF THE DAMN STAGE ! ! BOOO ! ! ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

@parodyawards__ -INTRODUCING THE PARODY MAN!!!-

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` NO . ``

`` YOU ALSO USED THE WRONG 𝕏 . EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE FOOL . ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

FUCKKK YOUUU PARODY X

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` FUCK YOU . ``

`` AND FUCK @Parody_Twt . ``

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` WHAT COMMUNITY ? ``

`` I ' M SORRY , YOU MAY HAVE BEEN TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND . ``

`` I AM A PARODY . NOT ANTI - PARODY , NO ? I AM NOT A PART OF '' PARODY TWITTER '' . WHATEVER THAT IS . I AM PART OF PARODY 𝕏 . ``

`` PLUS IT ' S * MY * PLATFORM NOW . ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

…

IM SORRY
DID YOU SAY PLATFORM???

THATS HYSTERICAL!!!

GUESS WHOS THE ORIGINAL
GUESS WHAT VERSE IS NAMED AFTER ME
GUESS WHAT COMMUNITY YOUR TYPEING IN

MINE

AND MINE ALONE

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` I ' M NOT DESERVING ? ``

`` I ' M SORRY - - WHO IS THE ONE THAT HAS THE ENTIRE PLATFORM NAMED AFTER THEM ? THE ONE THAT HAS THE WEBSITE ? THE LOGO ? I DON ' T SEE A BIRD THERE . ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

It was intentional… you dont deserve such a high title

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` ONCE AGAIN , ALWAYS USING THE INCORRECT 𝕏 . ``

`` HOW DUMB ARE YOU ? ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

Tsh “better one”
You alwayssss got something negative to say X!

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER ONE . ``

`` LOOK AT THIS FOOL AND LAUGH . ``

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

//
For the new boatload of followers i just got welcome to my acc, i parody this aura farmer
and he is the embodiment of parody twitter itself: PARODY TWITTER MAN (very original i know)

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` @Parody_Twt THIS POST ADDRESSES YOU , FOOL . ``

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

`` THAT FOOL BEING ON MY ACCOUNT FOR A WHOLE DAY DISGUSTS ME . ``

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

I guess you could say he is a… April Fool

[DEADPOOL!!! @MercwithaMerc3]

“Do I tell him that cutting me and me healing immediately is my whole thing oooooooooorrrr…. IS HE A FOOL????”

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

What

[#̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜ @GIRL_ANTAGONIST]

Hold on, now wait a fucking minute.

I'm confused.

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

Yeah

Parody X sounds so lame, parody twitter sounds better

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

ㅤ

``BE SO FOR REAL``

ㅤ

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

Guy actually thinks the place is called X instead of Twitter

It will always be Twitter

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

`` WELCOME ``

`` TO MY PARODY 𝕏``

[Parody 𝕏 @Par0dy_X]

Well fuck you too

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

Tsh… look at this pathetic man in a suit

[Parody Twt (quit) @Parody_Twt]

Parody 𝕏 joins Parody 𝕏