ParaYoshi

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@NotSoLittleC "We cant give you a raise, we're out of money since we made a 30m and a 200m payment to the same dude in the span of 2 months"

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@F_Edits Neuer on so much stuff he can see the ball's path before the opponent even considers shooting

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@TheDuchel @EGTVEgal ik he got a pretty odd name for non-germans but writing Füllkrug like that is like if I called Trent "axe-ronald"

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@TheDuchel @EGTVEgal Fulkurg

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@iMiaSanMia Bro watches city play against luton town and talks about competition

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@_RB1N_ 13 Minuten Nachspielzeit bei 2-1 für Bayern (Es gab im gesamten Spiel 1 einwurf und keine andere Unterbrechung)

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@thomassist25_ Qatar and germany have WHAT

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@20Kylies His leg just a stick for the coming year

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@xperience_lmao @PlatinumdotT Ich wenn der TÜV fragen zu der Luftabwehr-Raketenbatterie auf meinem Trabi hat:

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@TheEuropeanLad New one kinda looks like a parking garage in Dubai or something

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@WrestlingHumble At this rate Cody is gonna 3peat the rumble and its gonna mean less than the contents of Eric Rowan's covered cage

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

went out to drink with my girl coworkers and they were talking about how they like to be choked and slapped during sex then looked over at me to gauge my reaction and i was just reading the Ethiopia wikipedia page

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@Official_Benji_ Bayern could found a chess Club and this man would be there to watch a 6 hour remis

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@catgirlprostate Imagine if he was there instead of neil.

*first human touches moon*

*his body swells and he screams in pain*

We wouldve blown the funny rock up by 1970

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@jbrtls1602 Ach du heiliger Karrieremodus

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i don’t need a gf” mfs at 3am

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@cagroo7 @LAZA_096 Mehr ball knowledge als eine gewisse sky person

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@junger_herr_ Kann von mir aus Kölsch, Berliner weiße oder sonstwas sein, Hauptsache kein energy

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

being a man is easy, all we do is text one girl, go to work and play video games

[ParaYoshi @ParaYoshi2]

@kirawontmiss Isnt the "public" one a copy as well? They caused 50$ of damage and 15mins in front of a printer while the actual painting sits somewhere in an airtight safe, congrats 💀