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@cfishman It's about China.

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@Reil76 Maybe you could stop, just for a second, and ask yourself
Why do you expect Americans to have any affinity whatsoever for Canada?
How is it you feel comfortable, with at least some hope for success, trying to rally a political movement with people in America?

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@Malia_joo I remember this one girl, she really struggled reading long words, sometimes just getting the letters out of order, and sometimes completely switching it to another word.

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@vileTexan Do they not know you have to buy bullets too?

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@1963Canuck Sell them to who?
Presumably you'll be selling at a discount, say 50% off?
I'll take some.

I think maybe you don't finance as good as you think you finance.

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@DBSteiger @alleria_eh @fordnation The word Michigan comes from michigami, Ojibwe (Chippewa) language for "big water" or "big lake".
Why do Canadians keep trying to kill off any trace of the indigenous people?

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@alleria_eh @pcmt7591 @fordnation He's not on the ballot.
President Trump's term continues to January 10, 2029.

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@sanjose172 @alleria_eh @fordnation Our most recent election says Michigan is a red state.

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@Mobilized3213 If Canadians are not Americans, why do you expect our affinity?

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@RodKahx Who's a vicious boy?

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@RasmusJarlov @cdnsorryeh Oh if you like reading fiction you're gonna lose your shit when you find out what the Targaryans did all over Westeros

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Americans wouldn't give two soggy hairs off a drowned rat's furry wet nut sack about French. That was just Carney playing Canada's fiddle and oh, how they sang! And look, there's a poll in the chamber ready to tell Canadians just how much they love the song.

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@mario4thenorth Americans don't give a shit about French
That was just Carney playing Canada's fiddle
and oh, how they sang!
And look, there's a poll in the chamber ready to tell Canadians just how much they love the song.

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@JigglyPants44 Yeah, you ain't boycotting shit are you?

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@MeggMacc Americans don't give two soggy hairs off a drowned rat's furry wet nut sack about French.

Carney's the only one talking about French.
You got played.

18 months with no deal, he stalled you right up until the deadline, then made an excuse to stall you until US Midterms.

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@CCanuck4 America's been plotting for years to root the French out of Quebec
It's all we ever talk about down here
French
Oh the damned French
but Carney saved the French, what a hero

You can't honestly think we give two shits about French
You got played
Who got paid?

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@Tablesalt13 @MarkJCarney Nah
All you need to know is Americans want to root French out of Quebec
It's all we ever talk about down here
French
It's our highest priority
Just like Carney said when he needed an excuse why after 18 months there's still no deal
It's because Carney saved French from America

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@Austinsb Quebec speaking French.
Yeah.
That's what America gives two shits about.
Carney's totally not playing you like a fiddle.

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@jeffcanadamson We almost had you though.
Down here in America we've been planning and plotting for decades on how we were going to root French out of Quebec.
You would not believe how important that is to us.
Highest priority guys,
just like Carney told you.
You're totally not being played.

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@Eleanorzex Kenya makes them by the thousands.