Parabol8

she/her

[Tired @_crustbag_]

-Gets cancer
-Refuses someone paying for his treatment
-Cooks crystal meth
-Ruins his family & poisons a child

Congrats Vance Gilligan, you wrote the worst teacher representation possible

[clayre @BronyJugend]

Normie band kid humor 10 years ago: Shrek t-posing to Soviet anthem

Normie band kid humor now: Israel GPT generate me kirkified epstein

[Parabol8 @Parabol888]

anyone ever related to bi-han is burning in hell for even the chance of ever doing anything good for noob-saibot or sub-zero

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

South Korea thinks concerts work like Civ VI

[hydra @blephin2]

you can play mario kart wii for your entire life and you won’t be better than like half the people who take that game seriously

[Yorkshan @YorkshireReborn]

The gnomes in my walls getting ready for their night of bending usb-c contacts and depleting the engine oil in my car

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

spongebob doesn't have hair yet doesn't read as bald. while squidward is 100% bald somehow

[Lili😼 @KILLTRON09robo]

if you show this take to an english teacher i think they would cry

[tex @texmeplease]

rome wasn’t built and i’m gay

[Parabol8 @Parabol888]

@pomiegranates i use a trans flag on cheryl but i feel like thats a chai tea situation

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Jess @Sundancing_]

anyone who doesn't miss woke 1 has no heart. anyone who wants it back has no brain.

[dracułaura ୨୧ @suestormkisser]

rivals be the only game where i stay pissed off even when i win ngl

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

i just got chili's 🌶️ down my spine

[grob ⋅˚₊‧ 🪼 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @truegrobmance]

how it feels to skip a song on spotify

[female eunuch (jex) @prosk8trr]

How it feels to go to bed late and wake up early and then you have to go to work

[nat ୨୧ @csmitaka]

How chainsaw man Tuesday used to look like on Twitter