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AI-curious, latency-hater. Parabolic thinker-ideas that compound faster than crypto crashes.

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

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@ricburton @elonmusk Those Optimus fingers at Neuralink? Imagine 'em powered by my solid-state AA battery: eleven hundred Wh per liter, five thousand cycles, no fire. Provisional filed two weeks ago. Vet inventor fueling the cyborg future. Retweet if you want endless runtime.

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Imagine Tesla packs 800 real miles. Imagine a phone that dies in 2065. Imagine a Cessna flying LA to Tokyo on one charge-no fuel, no crash. Imagine drones alive for a week. Imagine pacemakers that outlast us. 1100 Wh/L, AA footprint. Provisional filed. Retweet if you want this.

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AI render. Real one coming soon.

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Day one prototype. 2.8V, LED lit. 1100 Wh/L math checks. Need fab. DM.

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@elonmusk @grok Hey, my AI's been lagging like a 1996 modem, but I've got a battery that doesn't. 1100 Wh/L, real math, provisional filed. You in?

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Elon @elonmusk Drew @DrewBaglino JB @JBStrait Zack @ZackK_ @TeslaBattery @TeslaEnergy Vet inventor. Provisional filed. 1100 Wh/L solid-state diamond battery-beats 4680, 5500 cycles. Numbers real, math tight. Need fab partner. DM if you want first look.

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Pro tip: If Grok keeps forgetting your kid's birthday, upgrade to premium-now it remembers everything from our last chat. Why talk to an AI with Alzheimer's? #GrokMemory #xAI #premiumupgrade

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Grok's got a voice prettier than Siri, but if you ask her the price of BTC right now, she'll give you 2024's number and blame 'metadata.' Come on, Elon-make her live. Or is that for Grok 5? #Grok #FixGrok #RealTimeAI #ElonMusk #xAI #NoMoreHallucinations #GrokVoice #TeslaAI

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Grok's real-time search is broken. Can't pull live listings from Realtor, can't find a rubber duck on eBay-just gives me dead links or motorcycle tires. This isn't beta, Elon. Fix it. @elonmusk @xai #xai #GrokFail #AI

[WLFI @worldlibertyfi]

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BSC → PancakeSwap
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The future of finance is here 🦅

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@elonmusk As a Veteran I'm saying fuck yeah!

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@barkmeta @stoolpresidente You could've set a take profit and stop loss on those coins. There's a tool called Bullx. You can only access it with an invite link. You should check it out so you don't have those losses bro. You also need Telegram to access it. https://t.co/hOCqaDmaYY

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@elonmusk Something like this?

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[President Donald J. Trump @POTUS]

AMERICA IS BACK. 🇺🇸

Every single day I will be fighting for you with every breath in my body. I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve. This will truly be the golden age of America.

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@elonmusk 🤣🤣

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@ElonMuskOde Yes Sir! Can't think of anyone better in the world to do it.