❁ lizzie ❁

mother | lover | wino

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

@GUBLERNATION @rainnwilson Dwight?

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

Just had a man tell me that women control their own uterus THATS why abortion should be illegal.

I love controlling my uterus. Giving myself cramps. Bleeding. It’s truly something I love to do to myself. A gift a I have. #blessedwithuterus

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

these hormones kickin my assss - last night I cried bc my man walked past me and didn’t gimme a kiss lmfao

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

why tf my man using a sock as a phone case 😂

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

when i take a shot at 7am and my dog is staring disapprovingly

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

pretty sure my man threw out my back last night aka idk if I’m embarrassed w myself, impressed w him or a bit of both ???

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

the audacity

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

I have never seen an on foot chase and honestly like what would you do?

How do you know the one running is at fault or vice versa?? Like WHO DO I TRIP?!

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

what the fuck is wrong with you people

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

what’s the point of talking if you have to keep secrets? -donkey

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

@PoookieBuns Lemme see

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

Say crack again

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

@Jocelynjamesss Slap the bitch for me

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

someone put away my garlic fries last night after I passed out and THAT IS LOVE AND RESPECT.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This little guy catches a huge fish then does the unexpected.👏👏👏

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Good morning from Rainbow Mountain 🏔 💕

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

I swear if her grandkids don’t play this at her funeral wtf did she embarrass herself for ???

[Jake ༄ @ayyoz]

What the fuck did I just watch https://t.co/Qfb3P8wJPJ

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

today my son licked his runny nose and blew a bubble from his mouth with it.. absolutely disgusting but kinda impressed

[❁ lizzie ❁ @ParadaLizzie]

my mom came over to get wine drunk w me. did we just become best friends?