Joseph Bryan Paradis (Côté)

One Life to live

[WORLD NEWS @_MAGA_NEWS_]

JUST NOW: In a explosive revelation, China has allowed Islamic Republic of Iran to use its satellites to target American service personnel.

[Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline]

Madison is a 22-year-old disabled Canadian from Havelock, Ontario. For nearly a year, she says she endured humiliating, abusive, and unacceptable treatment while working at a local Tim Hortons.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: LeBron James is heading to the Philadelphia 76ers. https://t.co/vzfolwJ5Bb

[Joseph Bryan Paradis (Côté) @ParadisBryan1]

#NouvellePhotoDeProfil

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨Information: United States Advanced Drones Fleet 2026!

[Zachary Tisdale 🇨🇦 @ztisdale]

Instead of whining and playing tit-for-tat games with wildfires and bridge tolls and mushroom tariffs we just combine our forces...

That's what Greater America is all about. Canada 51!

🇨🇦🤝🇺🇲

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

🇷🇺 ATTACK IN ST. PETERSBURG

A massive blaze has engulfed the Pravoberezhny Market in St. Petersburg.

Local authorities report at least one fatality and multiple injuries, with witnesses describing several explosions as the fire tore through stalls packed with highly flammable goods.

The fire has already spread across 1,500+ square meters, and emergency crews are still battling the flames.

Developing situation.

[Zachary Tisdale 🇨🇦 @ztisdale]

A population density map of North America tells the whole story.

You can't even tell where the Canada-USA border is located, and clearly America has all of the economic leverage.

Canada only exists as hangers-on and is enriched by the USA. That's our bluff. Canada is a State.

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: 🚨 Officers get tough with anti-ICE agitators on a bridge between Ohio and Kentucky.

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🇨🇦Canada is Tax Insane!

I’ve got 47 so far!🤬

Please pile on to this list in the comments for any I missed and let’s tally at the end?😂🤣

• Personal Income Tax
• Corporate Income Tax
• Goods and Services Tax (GST)
• Harmonized Sales Tax (HST)
• Fuel Excise Tax
• Alcohol Excise Duty
• Tobacco Excise Duty
• Cannabis Excise Duty
• Vehicle Air Conditioner Tax
• Carbon Tax
• Luxury Tax
• Air Travellers Security Charge
• Customs Duties/Tariffs
• Capital Gains Tax
• Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT)
• Kiddie Tax
• Financial Institutions Capital Tax
• Excise Tax on Insurance Premiums
• Canada Pension Plan (CPP) Contributions
• Employment Insurance (EI) Premiums
• Corporate-Level Equity Repurchase Tax
• Provincial/Territorial Personal Income Tax
• Provincial/Territorial Corporate Income Tax
• Provincial Sales Tax (PST)
• Quebec Sales Tax (QST)
• Provincial Surtaxes
• Land Transfer Tax
• Speculation and Vacancy Tax (SVT)
• Provincial Fuel Tax
• Provincial Tobacco Tax
• Provincial Alcohol Tax
• Health Premiums
• Quebec Parental Insurance Plan (QPIP) Premiums
• Provincial Property Tax
• Freehold Oil and Gas Production Tax
• Insurance Premiums Tax
• Tourism Levy
• 911 Levy
• Non-Resident Land Transfer Tax
• Provincial Carbon Tax
• Sugar Sweetened Beverage Tax
• Municipal Property Tax
• Municipal Land Transfer Tax
• Business Tax
• School Taxes

[André Arthur Live du Paradis ✨ @andrearthurciel]

Il n’y a pas 56 000 raisons pour expliquer la perte de confiance envers les médias du Québec.

Le secret est dans la sauce!

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[La Poche Bleue @lapochebleue]

Le Canadien s'éloigne des performances auxquelles il avait habitué ses partisans depuis quelques rencontres. 🏒 Est-ce qu'une fatigue mentale et physique commence à s'installer chez les joueurs du Tricolore ? 🤔😮‍💨

L'épisode complet est disponible sur YouTube. ▶️
🔗 https://t.co/MCUPslMiAs

[L'Antichambre @Antichambre]

La visite de l'état-major du CH en Russie avant Noël a visiblement aidé Ivan Demidov 🔥

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

Connor McDavid became the fourth player in NHL history to record 120 assists in a calendar year (regular season & playoffs) as part of a four-assist performance for the @EdmontonOilers.

#NHLStats: https://t.co/5kE6EfUI3m

[HFTV @HFTVSports]

Patrik Laine is a Hab 🔥

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Canada 🇨🇦 merges with USA. Canadians would able to move & travel freely, benefit from lower taxes, expand their oil, gas & timber industry & become an important nation again. #MAGACANADA

[RDS @RDSca]

Dom Luszczyszyn, de The Athletic, y est allé de son annuel classement des pires contrats dans la LNH selon la valeur projetée du joueur pour les années restantes à son contrat.

Des surprises? 👀

*Les joueurs sur la liste des blessés à long terme n'ont pas été considérés