Paradoxyz

Twitch Streamer | Just a kid trapped in an adult's body. 🍻 Email: [email protected]

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Wife Quote of the Week:

Don't be a bird, be a dinosaur.

What does that mean, you ask?... Not a freaking clue.

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@SEliasB If that's the case, I think I've done that one before.

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There's something poetic about being caught building Pokemon Lego by your 9 month pregnant wife with Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangster playing in the background at 3pm on a Monday when you're supposed to be working.

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Now this is a perfect Friday.

Starting up a new world with the boys.

@TroonBrewing @Palworld_EN

#PalworldGame #PalWorld #beer #FridayVibes

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Just ate 20 banana Laffy Taffy in one sitting and I am starting to think that was too many. My stomach feels like the floor of a Kris Kross concert.

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Someone needs to make an NFL version of Cine2Nerdle head to head where you need to find player, coach, etc. relationships.

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We need to bring back the era of music videos where someone is running full speed but in slow motion, wearing all black and filmed at 45 degree angle.

Those songs always florped by gorp.

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C3 REIGNS SUPREME ALL THE WAY TO INFINITE!

#MarvelSNAP #Marvel #MARVELSNAPCreator #Snap #MarvelSnapDecks @MARVELSNAP @MarvelSnapZone @SnapDecks

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Hey WNBA, you want me to start taking you seriously?

Start by using a ball that doesn't look like a basketball parents buy and lie to their kids about it being "the best of the best" but is really a walmart little tikes knockoff.

Multi colored looking carnival ass bonus ball.

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@CrowdControl POKEMON FIRE RED SOUL LINK WITH THE ONE AND ONLY, @lordofgoats_!

GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!

https://t.co/h99ZgcDdZD

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The Deck that I finally hit infinite with! ~70% win rate over the past 7 days/~150 games with it!

Had to include the Maria Hill just for @Bynx_Plays

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I know most people wont understand this or care but I hit my first ever Infinite in Marvel Snap!

SO HYPE!

#MarvelSnap #IAmFinallyDecentAtAGame

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@hacksawjenny But is 1L enough...

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This reddit shit is so annoying

Here I am trying to find a 3 foot baby bottle or hamster feeder for stream to drink beer so I dont have to get up AND IM PRETTY SURE I found my answer on the HydroHomies subreddit BUT NO, Reddit has to be a cunt.

Can someone help? Im desperate.

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There are a million moms but only one Game 7.

In the words of LL Cool J...

Momma said knock you out.

Happy Mother's Day and Let's go #Sixers

#BrotherlyLove #Game7 #SixersIn7

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Tonight will be our first ever #SPONSORED STREAM, Marvel Snap!

No joke, this game is addicting. Started as my pooping game and now I play it a few hours daily.

Use my link ON MOBILE ONLY and play: https://t.co/y5kSnpj4fm

THANNK YOU @MARVELSNAP

#Ad #twitch #MarvelSnap

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ITS FRIDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! GAME NIGHT WITH CHAT!

Giving away games so you all can join and because I had a beer or 5, we will be giving away some subs while we are at it!

https://t.co/h99ZgcDdZD

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Leave Josiah Scott in Dallas and sign Crevon Leblanc.

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@SEliasB Didnt know I could get paid for doing this.