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Teacher. Adult Human Tamale. Thief of joy. Skate or die.

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@ACTBrigitte I’m sure it would be hard to discern through the gargling noises his corpse would make now that his grave has become a gender neutral bathroom 🥰

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@ProudPatriot247 She should have just listened and complied with police 🙄

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@H0NEYRIVER @makennareborn They have a LOT of options. A little pricey if you don’t catch a good sale at times but my girlfriend is a fan of the phrase “buy once, cry once” and it holds up with these lol

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@halomancer1 Ah, yes, the two gen…wait, what

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@gigabasedtrad @libertycappy You know who will be around to care? Not us, everyone will be fucking dead, Jim.

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@AJMorocco @EdKrassen @michaeljknowles You’re right, but by adding -ism, he DID phrase it as if it were an ideology. Just like religion.

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@iamxenophonicus @ingelramdecoucy @EdKrassen @michaeljknowles Ooh, like how Christianity has absolutely no involvement…in…lawwwwwwwait a second

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@H0NEYRIVER Idk how I feel about the collared vest thingy but fuck am I glad it’s sleeveless 🥵

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@Tony83719265 @Jane57Lisa @TheTNHoller @TNGOP @GovBillLee Nuttering kids is why we see so many of y’all cuckservative dudes getting arrested 😂 just stop

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@MattWalshBlog Fixed it for you

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@MattWalshBlog Fixed it for you

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@skunkw0rxx B…be gentle 🥺

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@teralopolis @Rin_Vixen Thanks for thaaat

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@teralopolis @Rin_Vixen Yoooo that sounds like a banger brekky…I think ima follow your lead but add a giant glass of milk too

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Christianity must be eradicated.

Relax guys, you know I just mean the ideology, not the people! It’s cool!

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@jeremyknauff @AriDrennen @michaeljknowles @RollingStone So awhen I say “Christianity must be eradicated”, I expect to not be vilified because I *absolutely* meant the ideology.