James Geraghty

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Ryguy is a bad person.

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Girls who unbuckle their belt after eating a big meal are terrible people

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

I’m feeling like May in this Floyd weather

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Nobody got my SpongeBob reference at my job. These guys are losers

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Matcha tastes like grass

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Nothing worse in life than 2-step verification

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Abraham Lincoln is the only guy who looks like that

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Last night was a quest bro

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Play “rock sand” by the Police

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Oh these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A Bomb factory...they’re Bombs..

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Bran Flakes. Bold New Taste. Bran Flakes

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Congrats, How’s it feel to be a Red Sock?

[Red Sox @RedSox]

In his first game at Yankee Stadium...
ROMAN ANTHONY GOES YARD.

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Who is Jim Nasium?

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Gene Wilder Willy Wonka is superior.

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Really looking forward to the release of 28 decades later

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

My boys call me supreme cream

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Mickey’s real name is Michael Mouse

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

Need some agua to quench my 3st

[James Geraghty @ParchedAlmond]

The last thing i’d want to smell like is Davy Jones Locker