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The UK’s favourite holiday park destination. Excellent accommodation and experiences. Parody

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@ormondroyd @Wetherspoon__UK Or Jon you could say racist and offensive, we have found your base level. Well done Jon...well done

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@ormondroyd Agree Jon, perhaps google parody

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@wildlife_uk @robfergie1 Serious accusation, is this the picture of the accused? #999whatsyouremergency

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@christison007 @KissFMUK Don’t forget the massive fake nobs!

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@__dearbhla We miss your mom, not you, just your mom! #milf

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@terrydactylx Good luck with growing your hair, maybe grow some 🎾 ⚽️

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@ormondroyd @SteveODwao @stuarthelmer @paulgannonbike Not a good point...a very bad one.

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@jazzcbee Trust me they are not looking forward to it!

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@LisaClavering Lisa, we hear you, we could communicate with you via the medium of dance?

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@rpaisley79 @ThemeParkerMark Rachel, we love you as well, I’m imagining you dressed up as Minnie Mouse in Center Parc’s 🍆💦💦💦💦

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@jordywills20 See you soon...don’t forget your porn stash

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@shiftingshark1 @ETelrav @Bootleg_Stuff Geography lesson for Shark, numb nuts klaxon

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@dementedjan Sorry you didn’t have a fab time, I promise no riff raff next year, only honeys and hunks allowed!

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@LBean_17 Normally we don’t let the riffraff in, we have made an exception in your case. Enjoy your time.

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@SjonesMia Please return that stolen star in your avi

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@windfarmview Pushing it a bit Dave in doing all that strenuous stuff??

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@aledelwyn @OwainSgiv @illtud hoywau priodo

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@idomdavis @LeeksEverywhere You’re married?

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@JamieBarber90 @TeawithQueenie Victoria, we have tried to help you, think,you should join the special Center Parc families.....

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@OwainSgiv @illtud @aledelwyn Speak English