Southpaw Sandberg

#SkoalenBases #CopeMit #GrizzAndAMiss ~ CFO of small talk

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@dobryden334 She is everything I stand for 😍😍😍

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@Beeeeenndd @02ChevySuburban The Honey Nut Ichiros are scrapping for locks… the kid is ready to eat in ‘24!

[YoYo Ma’s cousin @Beeeeenndd]

Gentleman - what if I told you t’was the night before Opening Day and @PardonMyChaw, @02ChevySuburban, and I were handing you yet another profitable slate of #Futchies for the 2024 season.

🧵 follow along as we recap last year Ws and give just an irresponsible amount futures…

[Adrian Zynarowski @Lipper_T_Wash]

Opening Day…. turn that JBL up a few notches… put me in coach!

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

The new Fungo took the field for the first time yesterday. While the tape job is still in pre-season form, it’s got good stick!

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@bighitronnie @02ChevySuburban @MatthewGuyton1 @pttrsnwair Would remembers the Hillside living room the last time the Rebels played in Jordan Hare??? Big Hit Ronnie was dressed to the 9’s

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

Jose Ramirez hasn’t gotten attention since Roger Staubach was under center

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

Tim Anderson’s DADDY… I’m that *****

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

The old skipper (@AUBROWN85) set the tone last night with some words of wisdom!!! As the extended family always says, it’s about putting the ball in play and getting down the line!

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@bighitronnie Put the Murphy’s bar tab on it

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@02ChevySuburban @Beeeeenndd @bighitronnie @ppbutthole13 Too busy sending it at Los’ house

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@G_Bagwell1 @ppbutthole13 @Beeeeenndd @dobryden334 With 7 games left, commish has the Rizzals at O/U 3 wins… sounds like a no brainer O 🔨 to me cc: @cFs_5_ @randlesven

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@G_Bagwell1 @Beeeeenndd Bagwell is officially loaded…. Might have to tail AL ceeeentch & Goldschmizzzzz! cc: @dobryden334

[YoYo Ma’s cousin @Beeeeenndd]

@PardonMyChaw @G_Bagwell1 It wouldn’t be an annual Futch sessh without someone taking Cyolito for the 3rd straight year! Humm now Lucas!

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@Beeeeenndd @G_Bagwell1 -Happ NL MVP +12,100 🤷🏼‍♂️
-cc: Shwarbs NL MVP +3480 🍻
-Rough ‘n Rowdy Tellez most HR’s +5990 🤠
-Lucas CYolito AL CY Hung +5010… honorable mench- Kevin “ Gaus” her daddy +1703 🦍
-Yuuuu NL CY Hung +2401 🥡
-Castellanos Most McRBI’s +9800 🌪️
-Dbacks U 74.5 / Cubs O 77.5 🔨

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

@Beeeeenndd @G_Bagwell1 Bagwell and Bend, it’s good to be back in the booth with the crew! It feels like yesterday I was hearing rumors of trae headed East and Xander out West… Christmas Eve in this bitch!
⬇️ SouthPaw’s 2023 Futchie Hendrix Pix ⬇️

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

In this economy… I like 2 dollar beers, I like 3 dollar wells

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

Also, getting the checkout lady to walk over 2 stations to the nicotine stand while trying to point out the flavor you prefer is the most stressful part of the week

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

A carton of eggs is $4.69, 2 non organic chicken breasts $11.99, a can of zyn’s $5.99… I might have to start biking to the damn grocery

[Southpaw Sandberg @PardonMyChaw]

ACE Hardware needs to come out with their own store scented candle #TheHelpfulPlace #FreeAroma