James

Polite as Fuck

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@dapperlaughs @FangedUpFilm Can’t wait... any chance I’ll be able to pick up this beauty at my local @Tesco??

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

You seen the trailer to @FangedUpFilm yet? It’s a Fangtastic Comedy Horror! Retweet for a chance to come to the Leicester Square Premier! Where are you looking forward to picking up your copy? If you can’t wait pre order now👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Pre-order 📀https://t.co/tiwWKi5ELc

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@willjmcguigan Not sure what’s worse? The fact that many people can’t change a lightbulb, or using appaz as an abbreviation for apparently

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@NickNevern But Christmas was months ago? 😂😂

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@dapperlaughs you took a wrongun out to Maga with you mate... should have been @NickNevern #WhyIsHanbysVoiceSoSqueaky #2beerqueer

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@Uldouz @MaximMag Don’t need to read it, I’m right here 😉

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@AntonellaUncens @NickNevern To be fair he’s been on it a while

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@willjmcguigan I’ve never been to either

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@Bacardiraizzul Gotta hit my tees with febreeze

[Luke @LukeElgar]

There’s no other person I hate more than this cunt https://t.co/pDzcLfvd2R

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@alexxchiverton @Snapchat @dapperlaughs 🖕🖕🖕 #dappersarmy

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@willjmcguigan @dapperlaughs Enjoy my friend

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@Snapchat should fire whomever decided the update was a good idea 💀

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@SportsCenter @lukemitch24 When you buy a jersey every time you decide to not partake in any exercise #whybefitwhenyoucanbefat

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@bbuk Dan. Show’s boring af without him

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@ChelseaFC Well Chelsea’s transfer policy is pretty Jewish, so I suppose this makes sense

[James @PardonMyPardon]

My dreams got me fucked up recently 😅

[James @PardonMyPardon]

@ChelseaFC Still miss frank though #superfrank