PardonThePuns

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

Settle this. Best song by a Bedingfield.. Daniel or Natasha?

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

Don't think people should say anything about transfer fees anymore... It's just fake numbers... Two lads in an office calling each other's bluffs..

"£60,000,000..."
"Okay.."
"No wait £75,000,000"
"Okay.. lol.. xx"

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

David Moyes just loves making my life hell. First destroys United... Now I bring in Hazard and he manages to do this to Chelsea. #FPL

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

Victor Moses has some story. Born in Nigeria. Parents killed when he was 11. Sent to England as an asylum seeker by his relatives. Signed by his local club Palace. Now doing the business week in week out for @ChelseaFC #CHENEW

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Total Tekkers guests this week are Leicester's @FuchsOfficial & Freestyle Football World Champion @FreestyleAndrew https://t.co/mDmJPkCjAB

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

@PhilJones4 doing what he does best 😂😂

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

"What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue." - The Look, Roxette, 1988.
#GameOfThrones -...

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

THE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! HOOK IT TO MY FUCKING VEINS.. FAAAAACK #ARSLEI #fridaynightfootball

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

"I wonder what the weather is like in Paris" #SkySports #fridaynightfootball #AFCvLCFC

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

First time watching #LoveIsland .. Anyone care to explain in 140 characters what's going on?

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

Amazon buys Whole Food for $13b
Amazon's market cap goes up $15b
Amazon bought Whole Foods for free and made $2b.
What a bit of business..

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

The best video you will watch today. Origin unknown 😂😂😂

[Paul McCarthy-Brain 🇪🇺 @penguinbasher]

Dear @NationalLottery, how about making the charitable causes the lottery is supposed to help be the residents of #GrenfellTower this month

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

As headlines go. This has to be up there. #GE2017 #BBCelection 😂

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

Here are my musings on Instagram's newest feature. Have a read and let me know what you think. https://t.co/aly6osKlHa

[SportsJOE @SportsJOEdotie]

.@StephenFerris6 is keeping himself in good nick. @Woolberto a toothpick next to him
#SportsJOElive
https://t.co/cKt5PRgxnS
@ScrewfixIreland

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

So if the Perpetrator was white, they are mentally unstable. If they aren't it was a terrorist attack.. Simple.. Right? #London #Westminster

[SportsJOE @SportsJOEdotie]

"Euro '90" - @RonanOGara10
proves once and for all he is a rugby man to his core
#sportsJOElive
https://t.co/2mAAGGkucs

[JOE.ie @JOEdotie]

LIVE on #Periscope: #SportsJOElive is LIVE w/ @RonanOGara10, @AndyReidXI, @woolberto & more! Get involved, tell us … https://t.co/lhEfBHoJCT

[Enda Conway @EndaConway]

Uber to airport - "Safe flight sir"
Me - "You too"
*He laughs as my soul breaks into 7 Horcruxes and darkness consumes my world.