Camden •ᴗ•

looking for roommates for my postmodern gayhouse, DM if interested

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

OH MY LINDSEY GRAHAM

[Kirk O’baine @crazysodomite]

Taylor heading back from MSG to her hotel in midtown

[Yugusuguf Arşiv @videolarsivi]

hayvanat bahçesini ziyarete gelen adamın ters takla atmasına inanamayan maymunlar

[Dean Ammi @AlgerianFooty]

🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸

The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Camden •ᴗ• @ParentiSimp]

LMAO

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Peter Thiel has temporarily relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property, partly due to Thiel’s concerns about the United States’ future, per NYT.

[Sonemic / Rate Your Music @sonemic]

The charts have been updated.

leroy (@janeremover) - 'Status Update Music' debuts at #1 in the top albums of 2026.

https://t.co/BSPEVqIJ0B

[Camden •ᴗ• @ParentiSimp]

headlight out, leaking oil, shakes at idle, broken subwoofer, smells like cigarettes, roof stapled on, engine sounds like a dying animal

[@janeremover @janeremover]

260514 leroy @janeremover "status update music"
out now on SoundCloud and available for free download on Bandcamp cover pic by Ty @cIoudedfilms https://t.co/ohzKDKcWHQ

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Rico making sure all his quills are in place for his close up. 🤩

[Camden •ᴗ• @ParentiSimp]

@janeremover @genremover 100% pure class. our first lady

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Biggest red flag walking into the WHCD was the fact that I was allowed to keep my Vape.

Usually, Secret Service confiscates Vapes.

I have an OxBar ASTROMAZE 50K. It’s about 4x4; around the same size and shape as a Glock.

They didn’t even pat me down.

[Camden •ᴗ• @ParentiSimp]

@tacobort

[Camden •ᴗ• @ParentiSimp]

holy shit

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs.

Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.”

Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

[moss .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @mossyseals]

me in the back of the cafe taking a bath in the cold foam

[Camden •ᴗ• @ParentiSimp]

this is a hate crime

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

"I think the dancefloor is dead" — Charli XCX, 2026 https://t.co/exyxwFwfY8

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian.

He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Clavicular didn't instigate the fight between the women, he is autistic: sources.

Details: https://t.co/WolXT8aV5a