Parenting Stats

33% of the people in my house are currently wearing pants

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I spend 20% of my day negotiating the non-negotiable.

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10% of my day is spent hoping that whatever I just stepped in wasn't pee.

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Only 50% of the parents in this house thought hat feeding a toddler quinoa was a good idea. 100% of parents have to help clean up.

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28% of Canadian parents are buying their weight in hotdogs. #camping

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33% of the people in this house were awake at 5:32 this morning. 100% of the people in this house were awake at 5:35 this morning.

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98% of the blueberries that were just spilled on the floor will be found within 3-5 days.

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87% of all available Paw Patrol episodes have been viewed before 6:45 am in this house.

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89% of my witty remarks are totally lost on toddlers. #ParentingStats

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For a toddler, there is a 38% overlap in the categories of edible and inedible. #ParentingStats

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Today's Forecast: There is a 62% chance of getting a headbutt to the face but only a 44% chance of getting drooled on.

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Have a nose ring? There is a 78% chance that your toddler will one day lean over and rip it directly out of your face. He will be 12% sorry.

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12% of the average Canadian's day is spent trying to drink the bottom of a Tim Hortons iced capp

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33% of people in the house are currently wearing pants.

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12% of my day is spent confirming for my toddler what is and isn't a hat.