𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓

𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄𝐀 @VaIkyriePro

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

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　　　　　𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄𝐀 [𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃]

 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐈 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐓 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐃.

 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃.

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 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐏𝐏:
  🔗 https://t.co/mj65ddR0Lm

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

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You better become really comfortable with these arrangements, Mira. As long as you have Mimi's contract, you're going to see me in every shadow.
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[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Land Down Under Saga Night One

https://t.co/tZcxSJqU1C

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

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I've been friends with Mimi for a while now, so I have grown an immunity for fuckery. I'm literally the best person for this job.
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[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Graps Gallery x Valkyrie Wrestling: SuperShow Card

https://t.co/QhjU7V6sMu

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I lament situations like this.

After spending all year 1 chasing that World Championship only to have it slip through my fingers over and over. Disappointment lingers.

But last time we did this, I took the UK Championship.

At this point, why not see how far I can take it?

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Short n' Sticky Saga Night Three Card

https://t.co/DqG32MU0LV

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

Who fucking names these events?

Whatever. CSA Drone #069 is going down.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Short n' Sticky Saga Night One Card

https://t.co/CN0pOeZvvO

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I have been apart of this promotion since before the first chapter.

I waged wars against legends. Won a few championships. Ultimately think I could have done more.

Never thought Red Death Express would be anything, much less champions.

Let's do it again.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Chapter #060 Card

https://t.co/N1sKBdlhdt

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

Sheridan Müller taught me how fun it is to lie.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Sheridan Müller claims that Chapter 060 is the start of a new era.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

Why do you make me explain this to you every time?

[𝙼𝚒𝚖𝚒. @SmoothMovinMimi]

you're a sexual fury?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

Asexual Fury and Mimi with a resting heartrate of 500 BPM >>> They/Them Pussy.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Pachinko Wars Saga Night Seven

https://t.co/3Ci6aUVItA

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I don't give a fuck what pronouns these pussies go by; I'm Asexual, pissed off, hate cats, and hate Star Wars.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Pachinko Wars Saga Night Seven Card

https://t.co/gxyl0F0YBq

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
FUCK! FUCK! FUUUCK!!!

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Pachinko Wars Saga Night Five https://t.co/NMSRiY7bNj

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I don't know how I feel about this being our brand.

[𝙼𝚒𝚖𝚒. @SmoothMovinMimi]

RUNNING A TRAIN ON ALL OF YOU MF'S!!!

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

Being undefeated is cute and all, but that first loss is gonna stick with you like a bad taste.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Also also announced;

Heaven’s Touch member @djinniethejinx clashes with @FxceFxcker as both women look for consecutive wins on Valkyrie’s Asia tour.

@ViolentChorus and @LilMissAnnachy look to remain undefeated against charismatic duo @PariahWakefield and @SmoothMovinMimi!

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I like to think I influenced this.

[𝙼𝚒𝚖𝚒. @SmoothMovinMimi]

NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED:

Sophisticated victor Meems. Sipping on the tears of my enemies.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

That perfume must have been French because it just sucked so much. It was like holy water.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Pachinko Wars Saga Night Three

https://t.co/6X5j8llB1C

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I'm crashing out.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Until One Remains III

https://t.co/YbaXmMeVLr

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

This match does little more than pour more and more hatred into my soul. Especially with the love and losses I've had since the last one? I just wanna crush more dreams than ever.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝟑 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞
Valkyrie Wrestling

🎧: Heavy Is The Crown

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

I'm sick of the constant noise. Talking about how I'm not holding up my share. That this was some miracle or accident. That this division needs to be steered by someone else.

These are our tracks. We'll mow through you if stand on them.

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Hellfire Card

https://t.co/PUi7HlWyY9

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

Mimi keeps getting all the wins while I'm here, eating shit and getting pinned every time we lose! What the fuck. Step it the fuck up, Chelsea!

[𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. @VaIkyriePro]

Valkyrie Wrestling: Chapter #056.

https://t.co/1SebdhIr7i

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

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Ask me a year ago if this was going anywhere, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. But it happened. It's real.
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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 @PariahWakefield]

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Ask me a year ago if this was going anywhere, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. But it happened. It's real.
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