ParimalPatel

[Fundamental Investor ™ 🇮🇳 @FI_InvestIndia]

Dear @elonmusk ji,

Message from Indian Entrepreneur (not PM) Ambani ji to you. Thank you for your attention to the matter !!!

Indian friends - Worth Watching & Sharing with Pride.

Love,
#FI

[ParimalPatel @Parimal42899430]

Mm xx

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@dekhane_mukul મસ્ત છે ભાઈ 🥳😃

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@SagarH62 Keddick🤔

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@dekhane_mukul 😃

[HasnaZarooriHai🇮🇳 @HasnaZaruriHai]

Situational poetry 👍👍

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@MeghUpdates CR Patil👍

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

!! With Apologies to all my Gujju Friends !!

😁🥹

Ek dum superb chhe..!

True and unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujarati:

01. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is 'Kaka'.

02. Gujju never go to Office, they go to Hoffis.

03. The first rule of money - never use your own.

04. "Su nava juni" is their version of 'wassup'?

05. Be it 7am in the morning or past midnite, gathiyas are always welcome.

06. They keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.

07. No party is over without a round of GARBA.

08. They call all types of noodles "Meggi"!

09. When someone asks about a person, Gujju says GENTLEMAN MANAS chhey.

10. They have a PhD in bargaining by birth.

11. They can speak any language of the world in Gujarati.

12. Gujju don't have feelings, they have FILLINGS.

13. Jai Shri Krishna = Hello and Good Bye.

14. All their conversations begin with kem chhe, maja ma ne, and end with: "Koyi saaru investment batavo ne..."

15. Gujju shout their guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear them better that way.

16. Swimming is not for them - They call it 'chhab-chhabia'.

17. For them Electricity never goes - only Light does.

18. Gujju don't call people, they COAL them.

19. Sensex interests more than anything.

20. Chhas is their Beer.

21. They are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it.

22. Gujju go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments.

23. Mount Abu is their Switzerland.

24. If a Gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".

25. A true Gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, chaat and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding.

26. At least 50% of the contacts in the phone book end with the word BHAI.

27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice.
Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, 'shu farak pade chhe?'

28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from Fashion style to Nation's progress.

29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj chhe.

30. They will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gift, free ma malle, etle maja aavi jai.

31. They eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.

32. Gujju can do Garba on any song in the world.

33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for them.

34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, Gujju makes sure they ask for extra puri and then a discount.

35. Order soup 1 by 2, you get more quantity - be smart.

36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it.

37. Mumbai + Gujarat + London + Amerika = Whole world. Nothing else exists for them.

38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like you have come from the groom's side.

39. If all of a sudden you hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.

40. Hindi humko 'jara bhi nahi faata hai'.

41. Age 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to you as their 'baby' or 'babo'.

42. KEDBURY is the generic name for chocolate.

43. Gujju take the constitution very seriously, everyone is called Bhai and Ben.

44. If you do not go for Navratri, you didn't exist.

45. All own Reliance collectively.

46. Dandiya is their Prom.

47. You pack according to a 5N/6D holiday when going for a one day picnic.

48. Time spent at a party - Dancing (10 minutes) Chitchat (10 minutes) Dinner (100 minutes)

49. Gujju get tired after walk of 15 minutes and play dandia for 5 hours.

50. A true Gujju will definitely forward this..

Dedicated to all my
Gujju friends!

#LoveGujjus

😂😂😂

[P.N.Rai @PNRai1]

काशी, वाराणसी और बनारस में कोई अंतर नहीं हैं।
स्थान एक ही है।
आध्यात्मिक, भौगोलिक और कला की दृष्टि से अलग अलग नाम लिया जाता है।
दुनिया में ऐसा कोई अन्य शहर नहीं है।

[🇮🇳Jitendra pratap singh🇮🇳 @jpsin1]

सूरत में एक चोर एक सोसायटी में घुसा और एक बाइक लेकर चला गया

बाइक के मालिक महोदय ने फेसबुक पर एक इमोशनल पोस्ट लिखा कि मेरी गाड़ी का ये नंबर है जो भी महोदय लेकर गए हैं कृपया वही पार्किंग में कोने में मैं आरसी बुक और चाभी भी रख दी है आप मजे से मेरी बाइक चलाइए आरसी बुक और चाबी भी ले जाइए ताकि भविष्य में आपको कोई तकलीफ ना पड़े मेरे पास साइकिल है मैं साइकिल से काम चला लूंगा

चोर ने यह पोस्ट पढ़ा तो उसका मन द्रवित हो गया उसे पश्चाताप हुआ और वह दो दिन के बाद वापस आकर बाइक रखकर चला गया

[ParimalPatel @Parimal42899430]

@virendersehwag @AaryavirSehwag Virubhai thoda 6s 10-12 hojata to badiya 😹🥳👍

[Shivam Tyagi (Modi Ka Parivar) @ShivamSanghi12]

कॉंग्रेस की 2024 में 400 सीटें आयी हैं राहुल गाँधी उनके प्रधानमंत्री हैं कॉंग्रेस की 20 राज्यों में सरकार है

गजब कॉंफिडेंस है अरे भाई माता जी का रिज्यूम दिखा दिखा कर सुपर फ्लॉप बेटे को कब तक बेचोगे

कॉंग्रेस अब पोलिटिकल पार्टी नहीं “ लांचिंग फर्म” बन गई

लॉंच फ्लॉप लॉंच फ्लॉप ये ही चलता रहता है इनका

[ParimalPatel @Parimal42899430]

@morpheuswhale done 🥳

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

નવા વર્ષના રામ રામ !

આજથી પ્રારંભ થતું આ નવું વર્ષ આપના જીવનમાં સુખ, સફળતા અને સમૃદ્ધિ લઈને આવે તથા આપનું આરોગ્ય નિરામય રહે એવી પ્રાર્થના. આગામી વર્ષમાં આપના બધા સપનાઓ સાકાર થાય તથા દરેક દિવસ નવી ઊર્જા અને સકારાત્મકતાથી ભરેલો રહે એવી અભ્યર્થના સાથે નવા વર્ષની અનેક અનેક શુભેચ્છાઓ…..!!

નૂતન વર્ષાભિનંદન !

[ParimalPatel @Parimal42899430]

@yaminiimistty Diwali shopping ke liye kitne paise chahiye?

[Cricketopia @CricketopiaCom]

Happy Birthday Adam Bacher

RT if you still remember this unbelievable catch taken by Adam Bacher in 1997.

[ParimalPatel @Parimal42899430]

@coolfunnytshirt Avoid Santner 😂

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

To my friend, Prime Minister @narendramodi.
I and many in Israel mourn the loss of Ratan Naval Tata, a proud son of India and a champion of the friendship between our two countries. 🇮🇱🇮🇳

Please convey my condolences to Ratan's family.

In sympathy,
Benjamin Netanyahu

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@funnydrugs 😂😂👍

[Zee 24 Kalak @Zee24Kalak]

મહીસાગરના વીરપુરમાં સામે આવ્યો બૈરું કરડવાનો કેસ!

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