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[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

@Ronnie2K do you have measures when your game kicks people? 2k needs to look at servers before they ban people????

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

I don’t want to get married tbh & I’m over commitment

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

I hatttteee how today went, but I loved it for me. Does that make sense?

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

Why do waiters and waitresses hand @Mjay_allDay the tab or bill? She’s using my card every time 😂

[RileyTaugor 🏴 @RileyTaugor]

The judge's final speech to the killer of XXXTentacion.

"From here you will go and be placed in a cell, that has a stainless steel slab that's attached to the wall, that's your bed. You'll spend every hour and every day and every week and every year of your life in that cell." https://t.co/dBnnggKSrg

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

I wanna die in the least most expected way

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

dj pauly d wearing a nicki minaj shirt, 2010

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

Remember it was salmonella
“Actually, it was E. coli”

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

I hate not being able to finish a sentence

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

I want Troy Bolton as my first pick in my fantasy league next year

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

Usps lost my package that has medication in it, and won’t offer any help.

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

@USPS why can’t I tag you?

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

@USPS you lost my package that has medication in it. I’ve called the costumer service number as well as my local offices. Where is my package?

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

@USPS you lost my mail. I’ve contacted the costumer service hotline. I’ve contacted local postal offices. No help. It is medication.

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

I am Ted from how I met your mother

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

On my way to serve some community service time …..DONT COMMIT CRIMES!

[Pari$ @ParisCothren]

You’re as cool as walking out of the bathroom with tissue on your feet