Paris.

30 something. Unhinged. Potty Mouth. His pain in the ass. Baby Catcher. Dog mum. Not for the easily offended.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Such an honour be part of such a special memory with a collegue and true friend.

Welcome earth side, Francis 💖

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Ed is going to pretend hes not REALLY into the barbie film.

He is.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

My dad and step mum have never said they love one of my partners before. Ed's got full approval.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Met his mum yesterday and didn't did.
Sound.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Im far too hormonal for this level of adorableness. Im sat on the sofa with Poppy, Bess and Ed, eating popcorn watching the football and life feels so content.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Bess is being the cutest dog in the world today, shes bought us her teddy to fall asleep on us on the sofa, started suckling it and kneading it like she was a newborn puppy and now shes using me as a pillow and self soothed herself to sleep for the first time.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

@carlosnavas647 @pokemondealsuk Same! Im at 1hr 1

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

@pokemondealsuk Yep!

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

@pokemondealsuk @bmstores Send in secret shoppers! You surely must be able to see this on till systems. Same card being used etc etc in a short period.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

@PokemonRestocks @TCGplayer

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

@PokemonRestocks @TCGplayer Pulled gold in my 36 box x

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

@PokemonStockUK 🔴 gunners luck x

[Pokemon Stock Alerts UK @PokemonStockUK]

🌟 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🌟

Next giveaway is up, 1 winner will receive the Mega Zygarde ex Premium collection.
To enter simply:

- Repost
- Comment a blue 🔵 or a red 🔴 emoji

UK only, ends 11am 12/06/2026.

Oh one final thing, if the winner is in our free discord, I’ll chuck in 3 packs of phantasmal flames also.

Good luck 🤝

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

"Your legs are SO soft its unnatural. You shaved 5 days ago and they're still like THAT?! If my legs were that soft I'd be rubbing them together all day, like a cricket". - Tia.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

"Whats a week and a half compared to the rest of our lives?"

Probs the heat but I melted.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Home 💖

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Just want to be sat on the sofa with the two fur babies between us, tbh. Life is glorious and full of love, atm.

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

Were officially keeping Miss Bess! Were now a couple with two fur children 💖

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

What kind of girlfriend am I? The one who spends £120 on trainers in my size because he really wants them so if he wants them that bad he'll have to match me. When he hates matching anything 😂

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

RIP belly button piercing

[Paris. @ParisMoans]

You might want to check in on your staff @Dominos_UK. Im not sure who got drunk and cut this 😂