Paris

I'm the fairest man alive | Helen's sweetheart 💕

[Paris @ParisSLR]

@SanaOlHelen "You were right, I don't love you and you don't love me. We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves in little less, maybe that's all we ever gonna be, maybe that's all we ever were."
-Bojack

Jkk ✌
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[Paris @ParisSLR]

Says the guy who stole Briseis lol.

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@Achillestrj watch out for my arrow👀
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[Paris @ParisSLR]

Well it's already 2020 and I still look hotter than the sun💥
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[Paris @ParisSLR]

2019 is ending and I'm still hot.

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Maybe *some* people are like the trojan horse, they are deceitful in the outside, but when you know them in the inside, you're done for.
🐎🐎🐎
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ευτυχισμένο το νέο έτος (happy new year - in greek) !!🎇🎆 to everyone!!

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[Paris @ParisSLR]

@SanaOlHelen Hmmm what would you think?
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C'mon don't end the year being angry at me @SanaOlHelen ✌

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[Paris @ParisSLR]

How unfortunate for king Melenaus of Sparta, I already had to steal @SanaOlHelen from him to be my love and still she fell in love with me.
💔❤🤣
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[Paris @ParisSLR]

For those who haven't knew yet, I am also known as Alexander, thank you very much.
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I AM the "fairest man alive", yet I am also the greatest amongst king Priam's other sons through boxing 🥊🏅 in a contest at a Trojan festival.
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[Paris @ParisSLR]

I bet you've been wishin' that you're right beside by the fairest man, which is me😎, when the night lights up bright later 🎇🎆 @SanaOlHelen
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[Paris @ParisSLR]

Fireworks gonna start blowin' wishing no one's fingers gonna blow too 🎉🖐
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@SanaOlHelen Awww that's so sweet of you 💖
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@SanaOlHelen And what's the use of your beauty if you're stinkier than a dead rat on the inside? Ewww.

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[Paris @ParisSLR]

It's been two days since I last talked to @SanaOlHelen. I hope she's not mad at me or something. I don't want to end the year while having enemies (except Menelaus and Achilles).

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[Paris @ParisSLR]

@SanaOlHelen Of course I'm happy, but I don't know if I'm happy now considering you had the guts to even doubt me even though you were the one who was at fault first!

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@SanaOlHelen Mwaaa 💕💕💕 Happy New Year!!

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[Paris @ParisSLR]

Hoping to eat a more bountiful meal with tons of great people 🍌🍆🥕.

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