Paris Madau

I enjoy romantic walks to the fridge.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

I love how the Nevada Greek Facebook page turns into Craig's List at the end of the semester.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

Dakota Ward has Gabi's mom feeling some sort of way #newstepdaddy #MrGQ2015

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

On a scale of 1 to Nature Valley granola bar how much is your life falling apart

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

Quote of the day from Tarryn Gordon: "Spring Break actually means pizza in Latin, so we're good!" #springbreakbods

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

Eating yogurt alone in the quad like http://t.co/hXSIRo9HxQ

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

@KehoeFromReno pipe down

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

@PuryearTyler saw that shit. Rookie.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

@DailyDoseNave @brytonbenda @thegreat_gabsby LOLZ. It's Bryton and Gabi's cholo baby.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

@Taylor_Gang333 strategic non like.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

LOL. @Taylor_Gang333 just told me she's buying me 3 Christmas presents because I'm the only one who picked up her drunk call. #friendship

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

It's only 10am and I already had port of subs. #ihatemyself 😩😩😩

[Jake Pereira @jakepereira_]

Fresno State is bussing students to the game this Saturday to "paint Reno red"... Reno will never be red, let's pack Mackay blue #gopack

[Man Candy @ManCandyHQ]

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

When the teacher thinks you aren't paying attention and you answer the question correctly.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

@tayvesp in your dreams jabroni.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

People who FaceTime in the library are not the type of evil people I need in my life. #shutyourmouth 🙊🙉

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

What is Jeopardy, Jimmy! #FallonCostume #suckitTrebek

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

@KevinHart4real Lets be real here, university of Nevada, Reno.

[Paris Madau @Paris_Madau]

You don't know pain until your wheely bar hits your ankle bone.