Parish Priest

Primus inter pares

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

🤣 You're now a free being indeed!

[Amon 👷 @rwenzori_]

Please congratulate me!! I just bought Myself a Brand New 2026 King James Bible Version, Satan You're Finished

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

One day I'll break the Roman Catholic Canon laws and hold a powerful crusade summit.
#SalvationPower

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

Johnson Sakaja @SakajaJohnson do you still hold the view that Moi Airbase should evacuate Eastleigh to pave way for erecting erectile dysfunctional skyscrapers? Ama tukuwachie Mosiria?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

New Details Emerge on Collapsed Eastleigh Building

https://t.co/TlP3594BVk

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

When the wind blows, chicken posterior end is revealed.

[A.M Media @a_m_media_ke]

“Wewe Ndindi Nyoro, tunakujua. Wewe ni wheelbarrow ndogo. Hiyo wheelbarrow hatukukupatia uende ukaharibie serikali jina.” Farouk Kibet exposes MP Ndindi Nyoro

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

Listen from me now! From my ministerial knowledge, prayer will never substitute personal responsibility.

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Exams are around the corner and suddenly someone is a prayer warrior 😭😂

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

A 12 storey building still under construction collapses in Eastleigh, Nairobi. We blamed class of 2015

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

Neither Scheming lawyers nor Mpigs have got my attention, I have deliberated on one serving a subservient role of Personal Assistant to government officials. The two vocal political figure crossed my thoughts. Rig G and Natembeya. Rig G having served as a P.A to both former President Uhuru and P.A to the head of public service while Natembeya serving as a P.A to the then minister for interior John Michuki. The common denominator being a background carrier in internal security, does it necessarily imply in the near future we're going to see quite a number of individuals with such background coming into politics? To what political capability does working as a P.A to a political figure equip someone? What are some of the political informative tools do one working in interior department have access to? Should I be relieved of my pastoral role and become a P.A?

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

Pray for the clergy guys! Ni kama tumefikiwa sasa #TimeToChooseJesus

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Another Catholic priest struck by cross days after cleric killed by crucifix during livestreamed Mass.

Read the whole story here: https://t.co/DWusgndQIZ

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@lawrencekitema Progeny

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@omwambaKE Of all the places, the portrait chose Kisii....Bana I miss your punch line, "What am I hearing about..."

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

One of the realest things anyone can do for you is put you in a position to make money & improve your life completely.

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@SokoAnalyst Eeei! People have mental health issues outside here.

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

Kwani watu wa kuuza insurance hawaoni opportunities hapa?

[The Chosen @Thechoosen_01]

This is what Kenyan mainstream media won't show you. In the whole of Kenya, this sport is only in Kakamega County.

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

What's the problem with Lecturers, so when my thoughts concur with someone else’s, you guys refer to it as plagiarism. When it doesn't, you ask for reference 🤔

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

President of Botswana 🇧🇼 Duma Boko stunned the audience after stopping midway through his speech to deliver a brutal but powerful lecture on relationships, loyalty, and trust.

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@Bossyator Kama ni ocha bro, jaribu kuweka security, isikuwe lodging before wewe mwenyewe uingie.

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@_fels1 J. You're lethal bana! You're injecting that young man back to back. Take a break apumue kiasi for another jab

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@NjeriBt When you put AIDS in small letters, it doesn't sound a big deal.

[Parish Priest @Parishpris]

@jumaf3 Town watu wanatembea barefooted!